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  1. Lana finally got her period when she was 15 and it was so not a big deal. by cuntry on May 09, 2003
  2. Called upon to speak about her first sexual experience, Dana was practically cumming. by cuntry on May 09, 2003
  3. To be frank, Cara loved to poop. by cuntry on May 09, 2003
  4. The Holidays were always a tough time for Vicky. by cuntry on December 10, 2003
  5. Standing in her shower, Trina liked to contemplate life’s possibilities. by cuntry on December 10, 2003
  6. Teddy gave the piece of cardboard one more twist, and inserted it under his toenail. by cuntry on December 11, 2003
  7. It's a fact - those with big heads do better in life. by cuntry on January 12, 2004
  8. "Touch my face," said Terry, "Touch my face and you'll know it's true." by cuntry on March 03, 2004
  9. Tanya polished off a quart of green chicken curry and kicked back on her stained ikea counch. by cuntry on March 08, 2004
  10. JT pedaled slowly up the up side of the Williamsburg bridge. by cuntry on March 15, 2004
  11. DAISY DAIRYLOVER is a 26 x half hour animated series for kids... by cuntry on September 09, 2004
  12. by cuntry on November 09, 2004
  13. In The Office by cuntry on November 11, 2004
  14. My dad was on a soybean kick that year by cuntry on November 21, 2004
  15. Would you watch Clinton jerk off? by cuntry on November 23, 2004
  16. It was 4 AM and the microwave was beeping. by cuntry on November 28, 2004
  17. Dad and Mother by cuntry on November 30, 2004
  18. Nick looked at me, and he was Japanese!?! by cuntry on December 02, 2004
  19. periwinkle by cuntry on December 04, 2004
  20. Kevin gave up smoking by cuntry on December 07, 2004
  21. I don't sit on public toilets by cuntry on December 13, 2004
  22. Her ass pressed up against a tree. by cuntry on December 16, 2004
  23. Christ, you're late. by cuntry on January 01, 2005
  24. Two milkduds, a handful of raisins... by cuntry on January 02, 2005
  25. So honestly, my situation, did it freak you out? by cuntry on January 04, 2005
  26. That's right you sexy bitch. by cuntry on January 16, 2005
  27. Maybe it was the jalapenos? by cuntry on January 17, 2005
  28. Seminal fluid made Carla itch. by cuntry on January 19, 2005
  29. The craters did it. by cuntry on February 09, 2005
  30. Cream that baby to the hilt. by cuntry on February 12, 2005
  31. nostalgia by cuntry on April 12, 2005
  32. i reached out and pressed my finger to it by cuntry on May 02, 2005
  33. Gerald sat with his fly down, his meat somewhere between flacid and firm. by cuntry on May 07, 2005
  34. Let go of my balls! by cuntry on May 19, 2005
  35. SHE NEEDS A LOT OF HELP. by cuntry on September 19, 2005
  36. Coolio entered my local coffee joint and I was like, no way. by cuntry on November 16, 2005
  37. Jazz Cat. That's what it said. by cuntry on January 10, 2008