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“Imagine the story of a man who travels back in time and molests himself as a child. Okay? Now I’m not seeing afternoon special here -- though we can talk afternoon special if you need afternoon special -- I’m seeing psychological thriller. I’d want it to be completely nonjudgmental at the beginning. Let the audience decide for themselves; is it child molestation or merely a space age form of masturbation? But the catch is this: the more he molests his younger self, the more he changes the future, driving his adult self insane. With each forbidden grope a new kink forms in his kinky, kinky mind. This makes him molest himself as a child even more to a dizzying crescendo toward the end of the second act when the kid actor tells his guidance counselor and gets his older self plopped in jail. But he escapes and tries to kill the kid him in this really scary climactic scene in an abandoned nutraceutical plant. Finally, the kid pushes him into a vat of acetylsalicylic acid and vows to never grow up into his horrible self from the future. Then just before the end we pop in some sequel bait. Maybe just a quick shot of the kid getting a boner over his older self’s corpse.”

Date Written: May 21, 2004
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 4.3636

05/28/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan (4): "I'm liking it....but we need more twist....maybe a parallel timeline where the guy is a woman, and she comes in seemingly to save the kid, but it turns out she's kinky too. And the guy and the woman tag-team on the kid. You gotta play up the parallel timeline, that's sequel gold!!"
05/28/2004 TheBuyer (4): Thus the paradox is born: if his molested past self kills his pederast future self, does that screw up his insurance coverage?
05/28/2004 Cooper Green (4): Acetylsalicylic acid is tomorrow's catholicon. Almost like aspirin.
05/28/2004 Mr. Joshua (4):
05/28/2004 Phony Millions (4): Wonder who this is? Who hasn't dreamed of molesting themselves? Someone had to come out and say it in a short.
05/28/2004 TheBuyer: The true voice of confession.
05/28/2004 John Slocum (4): Very stimulating, not so funny, but very, very stimulating.
05/28/2004 Benny Maniacs (5): I would like to option the screenplay please.
05/29/2004 Mr. Pony (4):
05/30/2004 Jon Matza (5): Alternate ending: what if the kid gets TWO boners!
06/30/2004 Will Disney (5): wow
06/30/2004 Will Disney: fyi
06/30/2004 qualcomm (5):