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If you love your girl

have some class

wipe off that dick

after it's outta her ass

Date Written: June 02, 2004
Author: annebot
Average Vote: 2.3333

Comments:
06/8/2004 scoop (1): I think I saw this on a bathroom divider at the Molly Pitcher rest area on the Tunnpike and etched a star next to it then, too.
06/8/2004 Will Disney: it's short - that's just about it
06/8/2004 TheBuyer (1): You guys are totally missing the riddle. Take every third letter - it spells yleuihemlstiotha. Okay now say it fast. See? Still not funny.
06/8/2004 John Slocum (1):
06/8/2004 Dylan Danko (1): Someone is not understanding what we do here at Acmeshorts. Disney, can we have training sessions?
06/8/2004 Ewan Snow (5): Sweet, dude. That's so funny cuz it's so true...
06/8/2004 John Slocum: Et tu Snowball?
06/9/2004 TheBuyer: It's funnier now because it's annabot and she probably means it - dirty dicks can cause a staph infection in clean vag's [or so the stripper said, and I believe her.] I thought a guy wrote it so I read it in a different voice, a voice that has no vagina of his own to worry about. Snake eyes.
06/9/2004 Pix (5): I thought it was hilarious, even before I knew who wrote it. Being privy to having a vag and all I got it right away.
06/9/2004 annebot (4): The old bathroom wall version was, "if you love a guy, have some class, don't write his name where you wipe your ass". I believe in updating the old favorites, just call me ted turner. Have any old movies I can colorize???????
06/9/2004 TheBuyer: ooo ooo do Schindler's List!
06/10/2004 Will Disney: ohhhh Danko - annebot's gonna be pissed at you! i know you have a crush on her!
06/10/2004 Mr. Pony:

02/25/2005 Litcube: Ah, Buyer. You used to be so funny.
02/25/2005 TheBuyer: it's my joy. I cannot find my joy.
02/25/2005 Litcube:

But I love you.