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Date Written: June 05, 2004
Author: Mr. Pony
Average Vote: 4.66667

06/10/2004 Benny Maniacs (5):
1. The Lerpa
2. Snow
3. Scoop
4. Texxx
5. Texxx
6. Texxx
7. Jimson
8. Texxx
9. Texxx
10. Slocum
06/10/2004 Benny Maniacs:
No wait:
5. Jimson
Everyone else is Texxx
06/10/2004 Will Disney: i presume the snowman is danko?
06/10/2004 John Slocum: 4 is Matza, 7 is Danko.
06/10/2004 Ewan Snow: Why is 7 danko? Pony, does #7 have horns?
06/10/2004 qualcomm: 11 is danko, 7 is matza
06/10/2004 Ewan Snow: I thought 11 was Slocum. Or is this just official authors?
06/10/2004 Ewan Snow: Why is 7 Matza, Lerpa?
06/10/2004 qualcomm: yeah, slocum's not an author, grandma, he's a caddy. and 7 is matza because he's evil.
06/10/2004 Ewan Snow: Who is #8, the guy with the axe?
06/10/2004 Ewan Snow: 9 is Disney?
06/10/2004 Mr. Pony:
06/10/2004 Mr. Pony:
06/10/2004 Ewan Snow (5): Okay, Pony, this is great. Now tell us the answers!
06/10/2004 Ewan Snow: 10 is Mr. Pony. Now give me one more green plus, please.
06/10/2004 Ewan Snow: 6 is maniacs?
06/10/2004 John Slocum: Pony is telling us in his way.
06/10/2004 scoop: You're 7 Snow.
06/10/2004 qualcomm: 4 is danko!
06/10/2004 John Slocum: Sorry, 5 is Danko.
06/10/2004 Ewan Snow: Gee thanks, but I figured I was the fat snowman with the beard...
06/10/2004 Mr. Pony:
06/10/2004 scoop: yes 6 is totall maniacs. But 3 can't be me, because I don't have a moosetache. And I'm taller. And better looking. So why didn't you do me, Pony? Are you still sore about our fight that made you reject "language"?
06/10/2004 Ewan Snow: That's not a "moosetache", it's a scowl. And he's a reporter, so...
06/10/2004 John Slocum: I thought 4 was Matza because of the way he nimbly uses his intellectual epee to defeat the forces of evil (half-wits, chorgles, etc.), but i think Pony is saying no.
06/10/2004 John Slocum: 9 is Disney - see untold #'s of delightfully optimistic and encouraging first comments.
06/10/2004 Ewan Snow: Dude, I already got #9. But 4 seems right for matza given your rapier wit theory.
06/10/2004 Ewan Snow: Thi is more of a riddle than a short, but it's suckered me in...
06/10/2004 John Slocum: 7 is evans? exploring the dark reaches of the layers of psyche? I wanna say 8 is maniacs because of the blond locks, but he doesn't close his eyes and hatchet shorts to death. Who does?
06/10/2004 John Slocum: did anyone say 10 is Pony? 10 is Pony.
06/10/2004 Ewan Snow: I figured 8 was a George Washington reference. Chopped down the cherry tree and is now crying about it...
06/10/2004 Ewan Snow: Yeah, I said that, but Pony didn't give me a plus yet.
06/10/2004 scoop: I got it! #8 is Brad! The tears of a man crippled by his relentless intropsepection and self-awareness, defenseless even while armed with an axe. Right Pony! Right? Right! And 4 is Matza whether you say so or not because I know how your brain works better than you do. So mystery solved.
06/10/2004 scoop (5): By the way here you go -- fun and interavtive! I'm still a little hurt that you didn't draw me, but that's ok. I know you're sstill sore and all at me for that argument. Where I was right.
06/10/2004 TheBuyer (5): what an excellent thing to wake up to.
06/10/2004 John Slocum (5): Yes, what a lot of fun. A great excuse for being late to work today!
06/10/2004 Mr. Pony:
06/10/2004 Mr. Pony:
06/10/2004 qualcomm: pony, don't be contrarian, like #4, danko
06/10/2004 Mr. Pony:
06/10/2004 scoop: I still can't figure out who number 3 is...that's a tough one.
06/10/2004 Ewan Snow: I thought 6 was maniacs.
06/10/2004 Mr. Pony:
06/10/2004 TheBuyer: wait, i'm lost, someone please summarize!
06/10/2004 Ewan Snow: Okay, you can all relax, now, I think I cracked it.
1 Lerpa
2 Snow
3 scoop
4 Danko
5 Jimson
6 Matza
7 Brad
8 Maniacs
9 Disney
10 Pony
11 Slocum

06/10/2004 Mr. Pony:
06/10/2004 Will Disney: number nine number nine number nine
06/10/2004 John Slocum: Looks like Scoop is #3 despite his vigorous protestations.
06/10/2004 Jon Matza: I'm the fat fuck wearing sandals?!?
06/10/2004 scoop: I applaud Ewan's investigatory skill in breaking the case wide open, but the mystery of #3 remains... perhaps this is one nut none of us will ever crack...
06/10/2004 John Slocum: And the red hair.
06/10/2004 Ewan Snow: 6 Matza: Why does Matza have scissors?
7 Brad: Why is Brad the devil?
8 Maniacs: Why does Benny have an axe? Why crying.

Please respond in the form of words, or at least pictures of letters that spell word.

06/10/2004 Ewan Snow: Lerpa's personal description on his author page is that he wears sandals, by the way, Matza...
06/10/2004 Mr. Pony:
06/10/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan (5): Nice Mastermind ref.
06/10/2004 Mr. Pony:
06/10/2004 Ewan Snow: Mastermind is a game in which one player has to guess a pattern of colored pegs and the other player lets him know which ones he got right by arranging a different set of colored "yes" or "no" pegs, not unlike your green and red plusses and minuses. There are other games than just Pictionary, Mr. Pony. I suggest you climb out of your linguistic black whole and discover them.
06/10/2004 Mr. Pony:
06/10/2004 Ewan Snow: Mulp.
06/10/2004 John Slocum: Pony: THOSE ARE LETTERS AND, IN A WAY, WORDS.
06/10/2004 TheBuyer: and four points
06/10/2004 Mr. Pony:
06/10/2004 Ewan Snow: huh, "black whole"...
06/10/2004 Mr. Pony:

06/10/2004 Mr. Pony:
06/10/2004 TheBuyer: this is like Ouiji or something.

Ouiji Pony: Which Starbucks girl thinks I'm cute?
06/10/2004 Pix: Jesus, you and the Starbucks Girls, how the hell am I to compete? HA!
06/10/2004 Pix (4): I knocked off a star cause you forgot TheBuyer and everybody loves TheBuyer.
06/10/2004 Mr. Pony:
06/10/2004 TheBuyer: geeze mom, the guys are lookin
06/10/2004 TheBuyer: also, if you're going to do something insane, please don't reference me.
06/10/2004 John Slocum: Thanks for the vote of confidence, Mr. Pony.
06/10/2004 John Slocum: By the way, great job capturing Scoop.
06/10/2004 Will Disney: the buyer and pix - TOURNAMENT tonight
06/10/2004 TheBuyer: k. where should i sit?
06/10/2004 Litcube (3): Can I join and fun?
06/10/2004 Will Disney: thebuyer: wait until 9pm and you'll see the link to the tourney.
litcube: what?
06/10/2004 Mr. Pony:
06/10/2004 scoop: Has anyone mentioned that Pony was a complete coward for not tunring his artisitic talents on his own visage? Have they? HAVE THEY? If they haven't they should have. Slocum: I'm confused. I checked the short again and didn't see any changes from this morning. Explain, please.
06/10/2004 anonymous:
06/10/2004 TheBuyer: Pony is an avatar? That is so ahead of the curve.
06/10/2004 Will Disney: dude, he's a robot, not an avatar!
06/10/2004 scoop: He's worse -- Human.
06/10/2004 qualcomm:

06/10/2004 scoop: Am I the only one who just see a white box with red X in the middle of it with The Lerpa's feeble attempt at visuality?
06/10/2004 Mr. Pony: I see a blue box with a white question mark in it, but I think that's just because I'm using a different browser.
06/11/2004 Mr. Pony: Ah. There.
06/11/2004 scoop: Pony, your latest drawings eerily resemble words...
06/11/2004 Mr. Pony: Okay, Ewan, Matza -- the drawings of you aren't fat. Ewan, your drawing is a snowman. Snowmen are shaped like that. And Matza -- your drawing is what we in the Business refer to as "SD" or "Super-Deformed" -- Big head, small body; meant to convey a youthful energy; made popular by cartoons from Japan and South Korea. I hope everyone's body image has now been restored to defaults.
06/11/2004 Jon Matza: No Pony, you were right to depict me that way. If anything you were being too nice. I AM fat. Fat, worthless, fat fuck! Bad! Bad!
06/12/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: How can this short have a word count of zero?
06/12/2004 Mr. Pony: Well, I figure numbers aren't really words, and the image depicted in 10. is actually how I see myself. How do you think I got my name?
06/12/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: Mr. Pony counts as an image? Wow.
06/13/2004 Phony Millions (5):
06/13/2004 Benny Maniacs: I may be a fuckin crybaby but at least I'm not fat.
06/13/2004 scoop: That's not what Vanessa thinks, fatty.
06/13/2004 scoop: (Not your friend Vanessa, Matza, a different one)