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Mikey Leotard was chased by a completely insane dog. The insane dog had nasty, sharp teeth (I don’t know if it was rabid or what) and when it finally caught up with Leotard it snapped his achilles tendon. Mikey couldn’t run away anymore, and the insanity of the dog lead it to tear his guts out. It even ate all his guts – his intestines and everything. The insane dog then burrowed into Leotard’s stomach cavity and fell asleep. When the dog awoke he and Leotard were somehow melded into one, except now Mikey would walk around and try to mount women, and eat just about anything and shout/bark at people in an insane way. He was more man than dog; he was insane dog-man. Isn’t that fucking crazy though? He lasted for three days and then both of them died of natural causes.

Date Written: June 05, 2004
Author: Benny Maniacs
Average Vote: 4.57143

06/11/2004 Ewan Snow (4): Great last sentence.
06/11/2004 Mr. Pony (4): A far better explanation for something that seems to happen a lot on certain TV shows.
06/11/2004 Will Disney (4): that is fucking crazy.
06/11/2004 Jon Matza (5): Had me laughing all the way through, for reasons I can't fathom
06/11/2004 qualcomm (5): solid maniacs material.
06/11/2004 Litcube (4): i like dogs and i like humans so i rated this an 4 stars
06/11/2004 Mr. Pony: Hi, Litcube!
06/11/2004 TheBuyer (5): i dig the mental patient bedtime story feel, and shout/bark.
06/11/2004 Mr. Pony: I'm kicking myself for not rating this higher.
06/11/2004 Litcube: hiiyeeeee!
06/11/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan (5): Pullmanesque, but awesome nonetheless.
06/12/2004 Cooper Green (5): Yes it is.
06/13/2004 Phony Millions (4):
06/13/2004 Benny Maniacs (1): That's Bill Pullman?
06/13/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: Phil, not Bill.
06/13/2004 Benny Maniacs (5): Ferukkkio: Who, pray tell, is Phil Pullman?
06/13/2004 TheBuyer: I want to give this another 5 stars for the first line.
06/14/2004 James K. Polk (4): This is pretty weird.
06/14/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: Benny: just google that som'bitch.
06/14/2004 Jimson S. Sorghum: B.M.: His dark materials trilogy, starting with THE GOLDEN COMPASS.
06/14/2004 qualcomm: yeah, but it's also a lot like the serpent and the rainbow, with bill pullman
07/1/2004 scoop (5): A symmetry of hilarity betwen the first and last lines. Thought I had voted on this already. High-end Maniacs.
08/19/2004 Dylan Danko (5): Allow me.
01/12/2005 TREE (5):
03/31/2009 Litcube: Should have fived this.
07/20/2011 Marvin_Bernstein: man after my own heart
07/20/2011 Marvin_Bernstein: man after my own heart
07/20/2011 Marvin_Bernstein: man after my own heart