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Date Written: June 06, 2004
Author: Mr. Pony
Average Vote: 4

06/14/2004 John Slocum (3): I like this and the idea is funny (although only really one joke going on here), but compared to the others in this series, just so-so.
06/14/2004 Will Disney: i hope this isn't the end of pony-robot and smartie with an e.
06/14/2004 Litcube (4): I don't need to be aware of any intrinsic, hidden, or "inside" humour for this one, which I'm sure, under normal circumstances, had this sucked fierce in more obvious ways, I probably would.
06/14/2004 James K. Polk: I happen to know that there is a greater demand for glue than for failed tripple crown has-beens.
06/14/2004 James K. Polk (4): I'll give this four flowers.
06/14/2004 scoop: Are you giving your self four stars, Pony? And if so why didn't work better at your own short so as to be able to give yourself a five? Or is Polk not you and I am mistaken?
06/14/2004 TheBuyer: i thought he was another closet canadian. that smell? that's back-bacon. this short? that's tough. not sure yet.
06/14/2004 Mr. Pony: I am not James K. Polk, although I do think it's one of the better usernames we've seen since Cialis Sucks.
06/14/2004 Mr. Pony (3): BTW
06/14/2004 Mr. Pony (4): No, wait.
06/14/2004 Mr. Pony (3): Hrrrrrrm.
06/14/2004 scoop: In that case many appo polly loggees. However, can you please tell me what to vote on this short becasue I can not make up my mind. There's something about how nothing happens that I like about it, but also dislike. So please, make this decisioon easier for me.
06/14/2004 TheBuyer (4): must be four because it is not five, nor is it two, Mr. Pony; the gap between three and four is too wide. too wide.
06/14/2004 scoop: Wait. For clarifications sake. Are you, Mike saying you're not the username behind James K. Polk, or is the character known to us as Mr. Pony saying it. Because I can imagine Mike gleefully thinking that he didn't lie by saying as Mr. Pony that he is not James K. Polk because that's crazy -- Mr. Pony is Mr. Pony, he can't be two people at once! But I can see Mike, the actual dude, steepling his fingers in the black leather riding gloves he awlys wears and laughing maniaclly at a simple country boy like myself being duped by his big-city duplicity.
06/14/2004 anonymous:
06/14/2004 scoop: You stinking rat badtard! Are you always hellbent on world domination, or are you just in a good mood today?
06/14/2004 James K. Polk:
06/14/2004 Mr. Joshua (5): These ratings are criminally low, Mr. President. Hopefully this is not the brilliant finale to a moving trilogy, but the pentultimate episode of an epic tetralogy.
06/14/2004 Dylan Danko (5): I have to agree with Mr. Joshua even though he doesn't know shit about the ponies.
06/16/2004 Benny Maniacs (3): I gotta agree with Slocum, who, by the way, I took a picture of and he was radiating this weird The Sixth Sense-like lens flare.
08/3/2004 Mr. Pony: More Smartie Jones...