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Gary the cook came sweating and greasy up to the side of the bar. Shawna, the new bartender gave him a cola and asked him how his night was going. "Aww fuck, it's been fuckin nuts, I got fuckin food comin out of my ass all day."

Shawna asked if he was serving it like that then turned away to piss another round for the couple at table 306.

Date Written: June 09, 2004
Author: TheBuyer
Average Vote: 3

06/13/2004 anonymous (3): from author: this is the part where i go away and concentrate on improving the quality of my writing for a while. thank you for your patience.
06/14/2004 John Slocum: the telltale "TheBuyer" 'aww.' (aww mum, aww dad, aww fuck).
06/14/2004 Will Disney: there might be something too this one. i'm going to re-read it later today. some important questions, though: 1. is shawna hot? 2. did you observe these events occuring?
06/14/2004 anonymous: Shawna is so hot. The "food out of my ass" line is lifted from reality. Aww John Slocum.
06/14/2004 anonymous: just got a call, the line was actually, "food orders up the ass all day long"
06/14/2004 John Slocum (3):