home authors guest shorts graphical shorts


Sylvia pulled out her tampon and threw it in the trash. “I just don’t want to be in a rut. I need, I don’t know, something more...”

“Why do ya think I hired that chick with the huge clit? Four hundred I dropped on that thing. She fucked you good.” Flint rolled back the hammy flesh of his considerable foreskin and removed a long clotted string of lint from the tip of his penis. He evaluated his two inch cock, and then rolled back the foreskin to see how much length it added: a good three more inches!

“I know and I loved it. You saw I did. But sometimes I miss the touch of a man.”

“Here we go again. I told you, I’m not letting you fuck some GUY with a big WEE WEE! You either take a big clitted chick or nothing doing.”

“But I want you, don’t you understand?”

Flint worked a helping of liniment into his foreskin, attached a couple of hooks with a weighted chain on the end and let them hang. He then stuffed a cotton ball soaked in Dick Spirit’s Dong Longener into his long tube of empty foreskin. “We’ve been over this. A soon as my dong longens, it’s all yours.”

Date Written: June 09, 2004
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 4.10714

06/16/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan (4): I think I saw this guy at the Y.
06/16/2004 John Slocum (4):
06/16/2004 Benny Maniacs (4): All day long I'll have some kind of nausea.
06/16/2004 John Slocum: Is that cause of the hooks, maniacs?
06/16/2004 Jimson S. Sorghum (5): eeeewwwww.
06/16/2004 Will Disney: It sounds to me like Sylvia *does* want to be in a rut, if by 'rut' she is referring to the annually recurrent state of sexual excitement that occurs in some land mammals.
06/16/2004 Jon Matza (5): If only Sylvia can be patient, she's going to get the ride of a lifetime.
06/16/2004 Phony Millions (3): Countering the 5's a bit; sorry.
06/16/2004 qualcomm (4):
06/16/2004 Pix (5): HAHAHA... Sick but funny
06/16/2004 Jimson S. Sorghum: Put your long dong on, Major Tom....
06/16/2004 Mr. Joshua (4):
06/16/2004 TheBuyer (4): lovely and disturbing on several levels
06/18/2004 anonymous (1):
01/24/2005 The Rid (5): I laughed really fuckin' hard. "Dick Spirit’s Dong Longener." Ha!
05/12/2005 Klause Muppet (5): Very Funny. Enjoyed the conversation.
05/20/2005 Mr. Pony (4.5):