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Down by the river where nobody goes.
There lies theLerpa without any clothes.
Along comes scoop, swingin' his chain!
Popped open his zipper and out it came!
3 Months later and all is well!
6 months later it started to swell
9 months later and out it came....!
LITTLE LERPA JUNIOR, SWINGIN' HIS CHAIN!
Date Written: June 11, 2004Comments:
Author: Dick Vomit
Average Vote: 4
06/17/2004 Mr. Pony: Chain?
06/17/2004 TheBuyer: theLerpa?
06/17/2004 scoop: Of course, my chain, Mr. Pony. You know, the little piece of synecdoche that defines me as a person. Dear author, HUH???
06/17/2004 scoop: And if why isn't it LITTLE SCOOP JR. anywhow? Not that I care because kids suck, but still.
06/18/2004 scoop (5): Out what came, Dick?
06/18/2004 Mr. Pony (5): Well, if scoop likes it...!
06/18/2004 TheBuyer: scoop, Mr. Pony, I look up to you as the benevolent voices of reason and sanity, it pains me to do this...actually I can't...I can't 1 star this short.
06/18/2004 TheBuyer (2): fuck it. call me soft.
06/18/2004 Dick Vomit: Jesus, theBuyer...this is just a stupid kids' song. It doesn't even warrant votes. Should I have put the "inside jokes" tag on it? Scoop: out came your weiner. "YEah! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!"<--JSBX
06/18/2004 TheBuyer: I know Dick, and it would've gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids!
07/26/2004 Mr. Pony: Dick Vomit, I still don't get that chain thing--It's not even a clean rhyme with "came". I looked up that word that scoop used, but that didn't help. I suppose the phrase "swingin' his chain" could conjure up images of a free and easy dandy dangling a signature pocketwatch, but that picture breaks down in the second stanza, when we hear about a newborn doing it. Perhaps the child is mimicking the actions of his father in some strange paternity affirmation, swinging his umbilical cord around, just like his daddy. However, I find this image rather bizarre and somewhat disturbing. Tell me, is that the intention?
07/26/2004 Dick Vomit: S'all about weiners. Chains are weiners.
07/26/2004 Mr. Pony: Chain is slang for penis. Oh. Okay. So scoop, in the first stanza, is swinging his penis inside his pants, then? That is confusing. I am confused.