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-Okay your neck is all lubed up, the dogs are here already, I'll carry the sander, do up your chin strap, let's go. Hey, don't forget to sign this.



-Look, I know everyone came out already, and all the cheese is melted and everything and the building looks just fantastic and I canNOT get over all how much poundcake you managed to get on such short notice, but Jesus- I just- it's a lot. I know you asked what I would do and everything, and here we are like you said, but it's more than that...is it worth it? Is it really worth all this?

-Hey, hey, hey, listen for a second. I came to you for a reason, remember? This is on for today. Today. So let's get it on. You know what's at stake so please, for me, for them, for you, please, I'm beggin ya, stick to the fucking plan. This is silly. Silly. There's no room for a stick here, okay? None. Sign the waiver, we're doing this thing right now.

-Ya...I know. The Klondike bar...can I see it again first?

Date Written: June 14, 2004
Author: TheBuyer
Average Vote: 0

06/18/2004 TheBuyer (3): Even the one star anon_a ignored this piece of shit.
06/18/2004 TheBuyer: Disney, you got that email right?
06/18/2004 TheBuyer: Aww hell, this is the part when I come clean and apologise to everyone who has had the misfortune to read this short. I'm sorry. That three from before? Ya, sorry about that too.
06/19/2004 Will Disney: What? What email?
06/19/2004 TheBuyer: are you serious? o dear. its about the pending list n'stuff and about how it was going to be a big TheBuyer week because I had a real bad fever and thought that maybe it would be a really great iddea to write like five shorts in about an hour and post them all with very few revisions and how maybe I chicked out but then took some pills that make you tired but i wasn't that tired so maybe i thought, "shit, let's post em all now!" and that maybe it would be smart if they were erased from history...or something. there was an email.
06/19/2004 TheBuyer: also, this was the best one.
06/19/2004 TheBuyer: then again, it might be interesting; or not. I'd really rather not have to apologise again.
06/19/2004 TheBuyer: fuck it, i'll take my medicine like a man.
06/19/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: Is there someone you can call, TheBuyer? I think I know what stage you're in. it's not a good time to be alone.
06/19/2004 TheBuyer: the nurse said if i can't be calm I'm not allowed to play cribbage on Yahoo! anymore.