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Fairly vexed, Ass-man threw his hands up and walked out of the drawing room. This was the worst it had ever been. He had been king, KING I TELL YOU, of the anal sex video market. Now it had come to this. He had tried everything to get himself back into the job – tripple penetrations, horses, minor electrocution, you name it. Not that he had gotten limp or anything. But his craft had. His product wasn’t as hot as it had been. And now the money wasn’t there, and the coke had to be parcelled out, and well, it was just hard.

He looked back inside: a small girl with red hair was crying, she had obviously never taken it in the ass before, and was making a hysterical reference to the size of his, the Ass-man’s, cock. She said it was like a skyscraper. It was above average, no doubt, but he had seen far, far bigger. If she only knew how lucky she had it. Come to think of it, why don’t I get Carlo out of bed, and have him come in, Ass-man thought. That way, she’ll know how lucky she has it with me. He’d have simply called in a new girl, had they not been on the side of a mountain in Buddapest. But alas, they were stranded, money was almost all blown on the chalet and airfare, and he needed a miracle. They were getting antsy at the shop in San Fernando.

He went back in and tried to get things going. OK. let’s try one more time. I need more money, she said. You and me both honey. He had the cameramen start up, but just before he tried to penetrate, he felt a really weird vibration from the girl’s ass. He pulled back. There was a rumble. Suddenly, a huge cache of puppies fell from her ass hole. Puppies? They were just laying in a pile on the carpet, squirming. There was what looked like a broken placenta in there. The girl was screaming, but she seemed uninjured. Ass-man was swearing, backing up. He bumped into the cameraman, sending him halfway down a spiral staircase. The girl kept on stairing at the pile, screaming. Ass-man started to scream too, but then his scream turned into a smile, and laughter. This is just what he needed! This is it! To the cameraman: Did you get that?! Cameraman: Yes! But my ankle is fucked! People the world over would talk about this tape at the water cooler. Ass-man: the Ass-Puppies tape.

Date Written: June 16, 2004
Author: Benny Maniacs
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