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Date Written: June 17, 2004
Author: Jon Matza
Average Vote: 3.57143

Comments:
06/22/2004 TheBuyer: Bong.
06/22/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan (4): Dude, you capped his ass.
06/22/2004 Joanna Slocum (5): Wait a second...where did that gun come from? Does this ref go bird watching on the weekends? This is hysterical.
06/22/2004 John Slocum (5): I'm in the midst of a lenghty giggle, that is to say, I'm laughing a alot.
06/22/2004 Mr. Pony (4): I know the joke is elsewhere, but that referee is wonderful.
06/22/2004 Craig Lewis: I really want to three-star this thing but all those high marks are giving me pause. Seems like a pretty cheap joke to me.
06/22/2004 John Slocum: It IS a cheap joke, a deliciously cheap joke, you stuffy cunt. Go England!
06/22/2004 John Slocum: Cheap but unexpected, crucial final panel.
06/22/2004 Craig Lewis: Cheap was the wrong word. Of course it's cheap. I meant to say NOT FUNNY. (And not "delicious," either, you fucking baked fruit.) Go England!
06/22/2004 qualcomm (3): gay
06/22/2004 Benny Maniacs (5): Totally un-gay. You fucked with my expectations in a very heterosexual way.
06/22/2004 qualcomm: i'm not at liberty to disclose the full details, maniacs, but changes are underfoot at acme to revoke your voting privileges.
06/22/2004 scoop (2): No Good! You can say that again! 2.5 rounded down for pleasure.
06/22/2004 Ewan Snow (2): I'm with scoop on this one. Sorry.
06/22/2004 qualcomm: is joanna your child-bride, slocum, or are you up to open-air voting shenanigans?
06/22/2004 John Slocum: No, I fucked up, was confused and disoriented, panicked, and ended up doing the wrong thing.
06/22/2004 Craig Lewis (3): Feeling validated now.
06/22/2004 Mr. Pony: England is going to LOSE! Go DENMARK!
06/22/2004 John Slocum: I'm going to make you pay for that comment, pony.
06/22/2004 Craig Lewis: Pony, my money says Denmark is GOING OUT TODAY. Sweden will triumph in the Scandinavian derby; Italy will whip Bulgaria; and Denmark will slink back to Copenhagen where only rainfall and lutfisk await them. So F U, F DeShawon Jones, and F all other Danes!
06/22/2004 Mr. Pony: I actually wasn't all that sure that Denmark had a Soccerball team.
06/22/2004 scoop: Pony you idiot, its soccerpitch, soccerpitch team! And of course Denmark has one they invented the sport. The entire sport, all alone.
06/22/2004 Litcube (5): Oh, that's nice.
06/22/2004 TheBuyer (2): avec le scoop maintnant.
06/22/2004 Moe-Ron (3): No homo, but this shit is gay. Almost as gay as Fence Guy.
06/24/2004 Great Satan (3): Arriving late to the fray, I sayeth Fuck this thing. And I say: what would the referree have allowed? Had the head been shot after passing through the uprights...would that have been acceptable? Why did he kill his own spotter? Questions abound. Die. 666
06/27/2004 Jon Matza: Not a lot of intelligent commentary going on here, eh?
12/9/2004 Mr. Pony: Someone once said this about Matza's drawings: "He really can't draw at all, but he does so with such complete and undeniable confidence," or something to that effect. That referee caught me by surprise again. as did the unlikely stick figures. This short, sir, has aged well, like a fine thing that for some reason or another gets better as it gets older.
12/9/2004 Jimson S. Sorghum (4):
12/9/2004 Litcube: I just laughed, again, at this short for about 15 seconds straight. I can picture the gun toting stick dude holding the shit eating grin on his face from the punt right up until the cops take him away.