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Saddam Hussein raised his rifle in the air with one hand and, for no reason at all, discharged every fucking round in the clip.

“Dude,” said his cousin Gizmo, “You know those bullets come down somewhere with, like, just as much force as they went up with?”

“What-ever,” said Saddam, “Talkin’ to the hand. I don’t even care. Who’s it gonna hit? Some loser freshman?”

“You are such a brat,” Gizmo couldn’t help but observe.

“Yeah, ok, anyway, I thought you said you had like this dynamite weed you were gonna bring over. Let’s huff that shit, like, pronto.” capture of saddam hussein capturing saddam hussein saddam hussein captured

Date Written: February 23, 2003
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 4

02/23/2003 anonymous (1):
04/30/2004 scoop (5): Never seen this one before.
04/30/2004 Ewan Snow (4): "Some loser freshman." By the way, what the fuck is going on with the (nearly) white text at the end of the short: "capture of saddam hussein capturing saddam hussein saddam hussein captured"? That wasn't there before. Lerpa did you add that when he got captured with the hope that search engines would direct people to this short? Did it work?
04/30/2004 scoop: Nice catch. Yeah did it, huh?
04/30/2004 Mr. Pony: And why not just make it white? Are some search engine robots keyed to ignore white text?
04/30/2004 Ewan Snow: Some asshole gave this an invisible one star.
04/30/2004 qualcomm: yeah i did it for the search engines. it didn't work, far as i know. i made the text that color because that used to be the background color of the site, instead of white.
04/30/2004 qualcomm: yeah, dylan, why'd you give this one star?
05/20/2004 TheBuyer (5): captured, that's funny. he was already living a spider hole. oh irony.
02/14/2005 The Rid (5):