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The Day Smartie Jones Didn't Win the Triple Crown

Back on the Ranch
Would Smarty BURN in hell?
In Space...
Feldspar couldn't know what Dani was on about and continued to eat his bowl of diarrea then jerked off into a box
while hot chicks kissed.

Date Written: July 27, 2004
Author: TheBuyer
Average Vote: 0

07/27/2004 anonymous: because I love topical humor.
07/30/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: Is this cheating?
07/30/2004 Ewan Snow: Good idea. Yeah, that pony sure is a silly son of a bitch!
07/30/2004 Mr. Pony: What am I looking at here?
07/30/2004 Ewan Snow: A mirror, pony. A mirror!
07/30/2004 Mr. Pony: Maybe, but one of those broken ones you see in the movies, that reflects stuff all faceted and disordered, like to show that I'm going crazy or something. Is that what you meant?
07/30/2004 Ewan Snow: Uh, okay.
07/30/2004 anonymous: This is not supposed to reflect your insanity, this is supposed to be a bunch of your drawings lined up out of context and captioned. Yay! Also, it didn't come off as well as I thought it would. The original idea was to have all the panels react to the "eats a bowl," and rebel against you.
07/30/2004 Mr. Pony: It's possible this might have done something if you had put some work into recontextualizing the images instead of just decontextualizing them. As it stands, I'm fighting the urge to punish you!!
07/30/2004 anonymous: So it's not working, that's what you're saying?
07/30/2004 Mr. Pony: Well, what's it supposed to do?
07/30/2004 anonymous: It's a "meanwhile..." of Mr. Pony characters' reactions to Smartie Jones lost shot at the triple crown all at the same time. Some of them were paying attention, some of them don't care, some of them are kissing. The problem I was having was mostly with my image manipulation software i.e. I don't know how to work it decently, and this took WAY longer than it looks and still isn't half as good as I pictured it. Consider it further proof that the graphical shorts you come up with are ten times harder than the text ones anyone else comes up with, or consider it an accidental kick in the nuts when I was aiming for something else entirely.
07/30/2004 Jon Matza: What WERE you aiming for, "author"? I agree with Pony, this just comes off random.
07/30/2004 Jon Matza: On second thought, disregard that stupid question.
07/30/2004 TheBuyer: No, this completely didn't work and was already in Q for two days before I figured out it was only funny in my head. Bless your giant hearts for not voting.