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I had that dream again. In it, I'm standing with my legs apart, naked. I have my hand around the tip of what is objectively a huge, huge head. I run my hand down my shaft and find that the size and rigidity of my cock is incredibly arousing. In front of me, wiping her eye glasses for better viewing pleasure is an attractive honey. I wait for her to clean her glasses and then motion for me with a circular hand movement. I start to stroke my cock. It feels good. She begins to clap excitedly and jump up and down. This is what she has come to see. As it turns out so have many others. There is a standing audience and I have my left hand on my hip and my cock thrust forward with the other hand doing what I know I do best. I can't tell you how good it feels wrapped in my hand like that. I look out at the crowd and turn my head from left to right, nodding as the applause grows. Abruptly, I take my stroking hand off my cock and hold both hands in the air indicating the next trick. My bread and butter. With both hands on my hips I begin to bend from the waist. My knees bend only slightly but make no mistake, I'm bending from my torso. I don't have to bend far. With my tongue anticipating contact, my lips surround the head and I slowly start what I call Springstrum.

Date Written: July 29, 2004
Author: Dylan Danko
Average Vote: 3

Comments:
08/3/2004 TheBuyer: I am disturbed. Very disturbed. This is not a good way to start a new job.
08/3/2004 TheBuyer: Dylan Danko, why have you disturbed me so?
08/3/2004 qualcomm (2): this is no good. i want something better.
08/3/2004 Will Disney: what's the new job? repo man?
08/3/2004 Dylan Danko: This is no fair. This is an unfinished work written one drunken night last week. When I submitted it, it didn't go into either pending shorts queue. Since then, I wasn't able to find it at all so I couldn't finish it. I assumed that would be the last of it. Disney, I'll see you in court you asshole.
08/3/2004 Dylan Danko: Disney, I insist you make reparations! Am I not equal under the law?? WHERE'S MY 40 ACRES???
08/3/2004 TheBuyer (3): Professional kitten cuddler, actually. The pay stinks but I just love kittens so much!
08/3/2004 qualcomm: sorry about that, danko. yeah, i don't remember seeing this in the queue at all. what gives, disney?
08/3/2004 Dylan Danko: I think you 2'ed it because it made you feel dirty. By the way, apparently the first daughters were in your building yesterday. Why didn't you cop a feel?
08/3/2004 Dylan Danko: Apparently, Disney's out strolling down Huntington Ave or tripping in the map room at the Christian Science church.
08/3/2004 Will Disney: what happened is that danko submitted this as a guest a few days ago. apparently i didn't notice and so did not approve it until last night. because it was old, it was moved to the front of the queue and published this morning. what i should have done was move it to the end of the queue. however, i did not. i'll try to prevent this user ERROR in the future. also, i should probably restore feldspar's admin privileges at least for viewing and approving guest shorts.
08/3/2004 qualcomm: no, disney, i really can't accept these privileges, in light of certain oh what the hell, ok.
08/3/2004 Dylan Danko: why don't you give those privileges to me as reparations, you dick!
08/3/2004 Dylan Danko: Disney, I thought that because I'm a superuser my shorts don't need aproval.
08/3/2004 Dylan Danko: or approval
08/3/2004 Mr. Pony: You'll always be a superuser in my eyes, Danko.
08/3/2004 John Slocum (4): I'll take the admin priv., Slocum has proved to be fair and just. As for the short, I enjoyed it and laughed out loud at the last line, which is more than I can say for a lot of other shorts. (the admin priv thing was a joke, albeit a bad one).
08/4/2004 John Slocum: WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!