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While Raymond lay passed out amongst the beercans, empy bottles of GHB, and snoring bodies in the frat-house, Carter chuckled. He wiped the blade on his pants and begain delicately peeling the skin off Raymond's face.

"You like games, huh? Huh? Shave MY eyebrow off, huh? Put makeup on me, huh? Funny guy, huh? Face-off bitch, you're OWNED!"

Date Written: July 30, 2004
Author: TheBuyer
Average Vote: 4

08/5/2004 Will Disney (4): normally i would give this a 3 probably, but it's short and we've there have been so many extremely long shorts published recently, i'll give it a 4. it's called acmeSHORTS, folks!
08/5/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan (4): Dude, this is exactly what I pictured happened in frat houses before Acmeshorts taught me the real truth.
08/5/2004 anonymous: On a side note, don't do GHB or this will happen to YOU!
08/7/2004 John Slocum: What's GHB? Is it a beverage? As a sommelier, should I know about it?
08/7/2004 Mr. Pony: Is it anything like DMT? What's DMT?
08/7/2004 TheBuyer: GHB is the date rape drug. Well, one of em, anyhow.
08/7/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: THC for LIFE!
08/12/2004 Dick Vomit (4): I did the outloud laughing, so...