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RE: My Feces, Scent of

Dear sir,

In regards to your response to my editorial titled Anti-Social Assistance: Our Well-failure, I would like to revisit two points on which you remain unclear:

1. I am aware of the smell of my own feces; it stinks, don't worry! In fact, I have included a smear sample on the back of this letter so you need not take my word for it.

2. I don't need to 'go' anywhere, I can do 'that' to 'myself' in my home, but decided to take your advise and try it "on location" as it were. I have just done so while looking at the picture you enclosed of your recently deceased immigrant parents, Stewart and Phoc-quo, who, without the aid of Social Assistance, would never have been able to afford the twin graves as per their last request[s] on top of which you may find evidence that I did, in fact, take your suggestion on two separate occasions.

BTW - The specificity with which you describe lovemaking to herd-animals must surely be from a first hand account, warmest regards to your wooley wife!

Best regards!

ed.

Date Written: August 23, 2004
Author: TheBuyer
Average Vote: 4.16667

Comments:
08/26/2004 Mr. Pony (4): Strange that the short on the author page is so similar! There's a cheery tone in this one too, but I like how the hate bleeds through. The activities are more mundane in this one, even predictable, but I think that adds to their plausibility, and thus, their brutality. 4.3
08/26/2004 Will Disney: can someone break this down for me?
08/26/2004 Mr. Pony: I think it's a response to a letter from a Vietnamese-American reader responding to an editorial written by the writer of the letter you see before you. The reader accused the editor of being holier-than-thou, and told him to go fuck himself. The editor has a seemingly pathological inability to take criticism, and has over-reacted. I'm not sure what phrase the reader used in his letter to the editor that led to the sheep comment. Try.
08/26/2004 qualcomm (4): Also, one can deduce that the writer saracastically suggested the editor go take a dump on his parents' graves ("...while you're at it," e.g.); he complied with this request.
08/27/2004 scoop (4): Hey Good One TheBuyer!
08/27/2004 Litcube (4): Goodawan!
08/28/2004 Pix (5): I'm feeling generous. *this means you bring the beer tonight*
05/26/2005 John Slocum (4): Yes, good one.