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Her dimensions were useful: hispanic ratios, pale skin turgid with a Queens-size serving of adipose. Her feet sneakered and pigeoned. Expression spacey, bewildered. Through her clothes, the faint outline of straps and bands, her flesh constricted by these unmentionables, a quivering roast tightly bound in butcher's twine.

Beyond all this, the iPod. Its dildonic design held soft in her numb-looking, overmanicured fingers suggested possibilities heretofore ignored. The rubberized plastic facing a slick, Kubrickian white. Zincy backplate bending her reflected swells around its soft corners. Would her gentlest breach accomodate 2.4 x 0.57 inches of futuristic polymers, her delicate folds gasketing around the contours of this oblong steely dan? Was its cord long enough for her to listen as she plunged? Was the damn thing even moisture resistant, or would Usher squink cruelly to a stop before she finished?

Date Written: August 26, 2004
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 4.71429

08/30/2004 Benny Maniacs (5): This is the best written porn I've ever cum across.
08/30/2004 Mr. Pony (5): Quivering roast. Kubrickian white. Etc. There is a lot to like here. A minor point, but the 40GB iPod is a much better buy, IMHO. Squink.
08/30/2004 TheBuyer (5): DiLDONIC!
08/30/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan (4): It's turgid, all right.
08/30/2004 John Slocum (4):
08/30/2004 Jon Matza (5): At first reading I was thrown by the more-literary-than-usual-for-acme prose. But got over this on 2nd reading & was won over by the horniness. A few questions: How does the narrator know her pussy was her gentlest breach? What of her left nostril? Also, is this J. Lo?
08/30/2004 scoop (5): Too tired right now to give this the praise that it is due. Will return with full insightful anal-ysis some time in the near future...but needless to say it is an exquisitely Qua short.
05/23/2007 qualcomm: see? i was right.
11/7/2010 Jon Matza: Usher