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Man, I had the weirdest dream last night. I was fucking your wife. What do you think that means? She was a real slut, too. She kept begging for me to put it in her asshole. Do you think that's symbolic of something? The other weird thing was that you were there. But you weren't doing anything. You were just watching while I powerfucked your wife up the ass. I think you even had an erection, but I couldn't be sure, because you were wearing a diaper and sitting down. Your wife kept laughing at you as I fucked her in your bed. Then, just as I was about to cum, your wife goes, "Take your cock out and stick it in my mouth!" She drank every last drop, dude. What do you think that means?
Date Written: August 30, 2004
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 4.6364
Comments:
09/6/2004 Benny Maniacs (5): Is this directed at me?
09/6/2004 scoop: I know it's unsanitary for one thing. I would give this five stars normally but it's not literary enough.
09/6/2004 Mr. Pony (5): I think maybe you were really dreaming about flying.
09/6/2004 Jon Matza (4): Maybe what we think of as real is only a dream and what we see in our "dreams" is actually real life!
09/6/2004 Mr. Pony: That's impossible!
09/6/2004 John Slocum (4): Only too possible, Pony!
09/6/2004 Litcube (4): Hah!
09/6/2004 scoop (5): Aw, hell. I was just kidding earlier.
09/6/2004 TheBuyer (5): These stories are my favorite part about divorces.
09/7/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan (4): Mmmm. Powerfucking.
09/8/2004 Dick Vomit (5): Boy. This Sausage fella farts in your mouths and you guys applaud like crazy! Talk about drinking every last drop, dude.
10/18/2004 Dylan Danko (5): I feel obliged to vote on a short that escaped me at the time.
10/27/2004 qualcomm: i call ripoff on this week's edition of the onion
01/11/2005 The Rid (5):