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Peter had a goal: to spell out the Old English version of the Lord’s Prayer using only his own feces. And he had to do it in a twenty-four hour period, which meant he’d need a lot of shit. His plan was to accomplish this by downing a lot of fiber pills and prune juice the day before. Anyway the big day came and things were going well:

"Fæder ure þu þe eart on heofonum" he had written out.

Sadly he ran out of shit shortly after this point. All seeemed lost, until Peter decided to bend the rules and was able to finish the whole thing using a mixture of congealed blood and semen. And why shouldn’t that count ??!!

Date Written: September 21, 2004
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 2.75

09/23/2004 Will Disney: pending shorts 0 !!!!
09/23/2004 Joe Frankenstone (4): Next time try a Subway Veggie-Max (for more #2) and Leg Show (for more #3). Then Peter could have moved on to the Song of Solomon.
09/23/2004 qualcomm (2): i like this even less than i would think i would.
09/23/2004 Will Disney (3): i'll give it a 3.5!
09/23/2004 TheBuyer (3): Frobscottle.
09/23/2004 John Slocum (3): I'll split 2.5's with Vieux Été.
09/23/2004 Litcube (2): Snozcumber.
09/23/2004 scoop (2): While admire what I imagine to be an attmept to avoid Acme not producing fresh material for the first time since the great pain or whatever the fuck you old timers call it. That being said this is a real stinker.
09/23/2004 Streifenbeuteldachs (3): The last sentence was redeeming.
09/23/2004 anonymous: thanks streptococcus!
09/23/2004 Mr. Pony (3): This one made me a little mad for some reason! Just a little, though!
09/24/2004 Litcube: I have a friend? Who's Austrian? And I showed him the word Streifenbeuteldachs? And he said, "Dat doesn't mean shit." But he's guessing it has something to do with castration?