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"'This topic sucks. It sounds like a fucking $20,000 Pyramid topic. Or Hollywood Squares. Oh, oh, look at me, I'm Charles Nelson Reily! Assholes," Hindenburg Mcbuttbutt thought, whilst trying to think of a short,' Brian Johnson wrote, whilst participating in the tournament. He looked to his left... no, his right, where there was an oval, wait a sec, a rectangular mirror hanging on the wall. "TNT!" AC/DC's washed-up singer bellowed to his reflection.

Date Written: September 26, 2004
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote:

09/26/2004 Will Disney (1): a little navel gazing going on here
09/26/2004 Streifenbeuteldachs (1): Decent enough in its own right, but the lowest of the pack, I think. Is there a Mrs. Mcbuttbutt?
09/26/2004 Litcube (1): Hey!
09/26/2004 scoop (1): I like the last line alright but if your going to go this slef-knowing nod and a wink I htink it needs to be sharper in its execution. BTW this doesn't deserve this but I didnt realize the new tournament cruelty until it was too late.
09/26/2004 Mr. Pony (1): Constitution McButtbutt, asshole.
09/26/2004 qualcomm (5): yeah, but the hindenburg exploded. asshole.
09/26/2004 scoop: Hindenburg Mcbuttbutt and Brian Johnson are both right, like totally.
09/26/2004 scoop: Sorry OSS, this deserves better.
09/26/2004 Litcube: Yeah, I wouldn't have normally given this a one.
09/26/2004 scoop: However, I just realized that this was your lame topic, so screw you, fella.
09/26/2004 qualcomm: 'smy own fault for submitting this awful topic. appy polly logies.
09/26/2004 Mr. Pony: And you're probably at least the spiritual father of the curve, so make it a double!
09/26/2004 Streifenbeuteldachs: Ahahahaha, when you submitted this topic did you plan to ridicule it?
09/26/2004 qualcomm: no, i honestly didn't realize how sucky it was until i sat down to do this tourney.
09/26/2004 Mr. Pony: It was a real DUD!!! HAW HAW HAW HAW
09/26/2004 scoop: I have explosive diahrrea!!! IS there any other kind?! Take my wife please. No seriously, she's a Palesteniain with bombs taped to her body.
09/26/2004 qualcomm: although, i thought all of these shorts were really bad. worst tourny yet. thank you
09/26/2004 scoop: Don't rain on my parade you fucking kvethcing old Jew bastard.
09/26/2004 Mr. Pony: Totally, dude, especially yours. Except for Disney's which is fine five hundred count Indian cotton.
09/26/2004 scoop: Don't rain on my parade you fucking kvethcing old Jew bastard.
09/26/2004 qualcomm: i think mine was the best, but i don't think that's saying much
09/26/2004 scoop: I think it's time for you to go harvest the wheat, dude.
09/26/2004 Litcube: Being in the time zone that I'm in, I've completely missed dinner.
09/26/2004 Mr. Pony: I think it's kind of derivative of that short Disney wrote about you.
09/26/2004 qualcomm: how so?
09/26/2004 qualcomm: i thought it was more derivative of scoop's short with the Author character, followed by the Guy Actually Writing This character
09/26/2004 Mr. Pony: Oh, no, no--I'm talking about the characterization of this Brian Johnson fellow.
09/26/2004 qualcomm: let me just have the last word here on this tournament. thank you.
09/26/2004 qualcomm: thank you
09/26/2004 scoop: Your welcome, Jew.
09/26/2004 qualcomm: thank you
09/26/2004 scoop: no you
09/26/2004 scoop: no you