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Short list of titles of shorts I didn't write about a bad patch I went through from the time I decided on impulse to get my first ever STD test at the clinic while in the parking lot of a strip-mall in the freezing cold and then did get the STD test and ultimately convinced myself I had every STD and if they didn't find anything it's because I had something new.

-Fuck, Fuck It, Fucking Pantywaste
-What do you mean TWO swabs?
-Babies Without Backbones
-My Balls Hurt, Why Do My Balls Hurt? Shit...
-My Cum Tastes Like I Have an STD
-My New STD Named After Me
-Babies with no backbones that have STDs

Date Written: September 29, 2004
Author: TheBuyer
Average Vote: 5

10/7/2004 TheBuyer: Did this get McRejected from that other site?
10/7/2004 Mr. Pony: What other site?
10/7/2004 anonymous: McSweeneys.
10/7/2004 scoop: Man, they got some real stinkers on that site today.
10/7/2004 anonymous: o ya, that's actually part of what makes this funny if only in my head.
10/7/2004 Will Disney (5):
10/7/2004 scoop: Ya. O Ya.
10/8/2004 TheBuyer: Ya.