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Every day after kindergarten, before his mother returned home, Jeffrey would use the family computer to google for porn. Perhaps it indicated some sort of odd Freudian obsession, or perhaps it was just a juvenile curiosity, but it sure made Jeffrey's penis hard. Why didn't the girls in his class have big fat titties? He'd have to ask.
Date Written: October 01, 2004
Author: Streifenbeuteldachs
Average Vote: 4
Comments:
10/11/2004 Yahzick (4): I liked it becasue it's short.
10/11/2004 [Censored]: it should have turned out that jeffrey is the kindergarten teacher
10/11/2004 Mr. Pony (3): I offer a Pony Three/Gentlemen's Three. I feel this short is precisely equal to the sum of its parts.
10/11/2004 The Rid (3): Very funny, but incredibly abrupt. I know it's a short, but...
10/12/2004 Will Disney (5):
10/12/2004 Dylan Danko (4):
03/4/2005 TheBuyer (5): Ha! I missed this one.