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My ex-girlfriend once asked what it was like to feel like a cumsponge.

I said, "Why would I know the answer to that?"

She said, "I don't know. Your brain is this receptacle of arcane and obscure knowledge."

I pressed the point, saying, "That's as maybe. But you're assuming that a) a cumsponge is something I would discuss, and b) a cumsponge is something that can talk and therefore be discussed with."

She looked at me out the side of her face, which is something she always did when was feeling slighted. Or slutty.

"Look, asshole. It was just a question. I'm not suggesting that you have some unholy fascination with cumsponges."

She shifted a little. When she looked at me out of the side of her face, she hadn't been feeling slutty. I mean, I was fucking her, but that was before she gave me the look. But she had given me the look then, too. Fuck, I was confused.

"Wait," I said. "I'm confused."

She rolled her eyes. "Jesus, let's just pull the fucking thing out of me and see what it feels like."

So she reached inside her cooter, pulled out the cumsponge and stuck it in my palm. I gave it a squeeze. Warm. Sticky. But not entirely unpleasant.

"It feels like a cumsponge."

There you have it.

Date Written: October 05, 2004
Author: The Rid
Average Vote: 4.125

Comments:
10/14/2004 Will Disney (3): okay!
10/14/2004 Streifenbeuteldachs (3): I think your ex-girlfriend is the one with the unholy fascination with cumsponges!
10/14/2004 qualcomm (4): i think this is all right.
10/14/2004 TheBuyer (4): yup.
10/14/2004 scoop (5): four ponit something rounded up for the sweet reveals.
10/14/2004 Jon Matza: A couple of milkbone surprises here: "That's as maybe", side of the face/"slighted or slutty" gag, "cooter". Can't decide on 4 or 5.
10/14/2004 Litcube (4): Hah.
10/14/2004 Mr. Pony (5): With every fiber of my being, I agree with what scoop said; except without the typo.
10/14/2004 Jon Matza (5): Author: it gives me great pleasure to reflect upon the surges of warmth and gratitude you will feel towards me as you periodically revisit this moment over the course of time and remember my generosity.
10/15/2004 The Rid: Gentlemen, I humbly thank you.

The Rid
10/15/2004 scoop: Ponits are very common in some regions, Pony.