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I CAN MAKE REALY BIG TEXT!!!!!!!!!!also blue

Date Written: October 05, 2004
Author: Ol‘ Summer Sausage
Average Vote: 1

10/14/2004 qualcomm (1): serious delustrification
10/14/2004 TheBuyer (1): [censored due to invalid HTML]
10/14/2004 TheBuyer: trying to close your shitty html tags comes up censored.
10/14/2004 Jon Matza: By using large, blue and/or bold text the author ingeniously drives his explosive assertions home in a meta-textual way, catching the astonished reader unaware and causing him to writhe in painful self-recognition. An unblinking, chilling look at the dark motivations, discourses and epistemological hypocycloids lurking just beneath acme's shiny exteriors.
10/14/2004 anonymous: why don't you put your money where your mouth is, Matza, and give this amazing work the five it so truly deserves? Asshole? Try?
10/14/2004 anonymous: you are all idiots
10/14/2004 anonymous: this is so crimean tartar
10/14/2004 Jon Matza: Author: to cheapen your philosophical treatise by assigning it a numerical value would be sacrilege. A disservice; unethical.
10/14/2004 Mr. Pony: you should, though. unnh
10/14/2004 anonymous: you should make a vote too, pony, you idiot
10/14/2004 Jon Matza: dishonest; mendacious. Fraudulent.
10/14/2004 anonymous: yeah!
10/14/2004 Mr. Pony (1): Shame!!!
10/14/2004 Streifenbeuteldachs (1): This has disgraced the entire site.
10/14/2004 Litcube: I'm a little disappointed that Pony didn't vote on my previous short as well, even though I'm expecting the usual two'er.
10/15/2004 Mr. Pony: Litcube, li'l buddy, I don't usually give you two stars, do I? I admit I've not been voting on your shorts lately, but only because I've spouted such a staggering amount of nonsense about them (and near them) that I feel I should lay off for a while, and let the community make up its own mind, rather than be swayed by my irresistible but ultimately stupid arguments. Rest assured, Son of Canada, I will not forget them, and I will return to them when the time is right.
10/15/2004 Litcube: I've always had the feeling that I'm the youngest one here. I've always had the feeling that everyone's had the feeling that I'm the youngest one here.
10/15/2004 Mr. Pony: How old are you?
10/15/2004 Litcube: 26
10/15/2004 anonymous: What? I can't believe that OSS wrote this short! What a disgrace that guy is!
10/15/2004 anonymous: Yes, this really brought down my opinion of him!
08/15/2005 Mr. Pony: HELLO!
08/15/2005 Mr. Pony: This is Old Summer Sausage's finest work!