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Dave and Gary were drinking beer and smoking Camels when Kimbery got home. From the time she got home to find the two men sitting on the couch, to the time she got undressed and got into bed, Kimberly didn't say a word, no one did. She walked into the main room and made a face like she hit the hair rolled halfway through a joint. She picked up the I Heart Gary, I am Gary coffee cup and spat her gum into it, she set it back down on the table.
She turned and took off her coat.
She switched off the hallway light on her way to the bedroom, a crushed marigold petal stuck to her heel; the air rushed back into the room.
Gary picked up the cup and fished out the cherry wad, "Honestly, sometimes I'd rather wake up next to the dog," he flicked it against the wall, where it stuck, "Yesterday, she had flowers sticking out of her asshole."
"I don't get it."
"Nothing to get, she put a bunch of flowers into her asshole stem first and they were sticking out- you know, out of her ass. Dasies. Maybe gladiolas. Alright, I'm gonna go fuck her, take off."
Date Written: October 20, 2004
Author: TheBuyer
Average Vote: 4.2