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I'm a good guy, but yeah, I've made some mistakes. It doesn't mean that I haven't shoved the cat down my pants, or let the dog lick peanut butter out of my asshole....but it does mean that I've played the best hand I could with the cards I've been dealt. When you separate the wheat from the chaff, I'm right there, a real stand-up guy. Let he who is without sin live in a glass house.
Think about it; in the space of less than 10,000 years, man has evolved from a hunting/gathering based society to an information gathering one, in order to put food on the table for his family. I've made the transitition and held up my end...have you done the same?
Date Written: October 20, 2004
Author: Mr. Joshua
Average Vote: 3.7778
Comments:
10/27/2004 The Rid (2): Yeah, but what's your end?
10/27/2004 scoop (2): None of your business you annoying jerk.
10/27/2004 Will Disney (3): I think it's a fair question!
10/27/2004 TheBuyer (4): I like a good guy, a stand-up guy, a guy who holds up his end.
10/27/2004 Mr. Pony: So wait, is putting the cat in your pants a mistake, or isn't it?
10/27/2004 qualcomm (4): this short has ambition
10/27/2004 The Rid: Hey, I was intrigued by the opening, no doubt. But then I wasn't so intrigued. I agree that putting the cat down your pants is a huge mistake; who hasn't done that and then regretted it?
10/27/2004 Mr. Joshua: Scoop...you lousy backstabber. Up until now, you had given my shorts an average rating of 4.3333, you son of a bitch. You will never achieve your dearest wish in life. You are a bad seed.
10/27/2004 anonymous: By the way, I'm getting real tired of this pointing to the sky shit after a guy hits a home run, lines a base hit, strikes out a batter, etc. Fucking Pedro did it last night in the middle of the game. It's the worst sort of self-aggrandizement...all thinking that God is helping you win a sporting event and shit. He's got much more important stuff to worry about, like starving African children, holocausting the poor Jews and insuring Dubya's re-election.
10/27/2004 Jon Matza (4): The lack of solid info to grab onto here left me with a pleasantly nauseous feeling. Re sky-pointing: "Nice play, God. You're The Man. My earthly vessel may have executed it, but YOU made it happen. Thanks for slipping me a solid. I owe you one."
01/5/2005 TREE (5): It's always nice to read about a stand up guy
01/6/2005 Cyrus (5): When you break it down all the way we are still hunter/gatherers
01/31/2005 Cyrus: Don't want to piss you off Mr J but I really can't find any more shorts of yours that deserve 5*'s. Can you write something funny so I can give more *'s?
01/31/2005 Cyrus: I will assume you are writing and not simply ignoring me.
01/31/2005 Mr. Joshua: How about this one, C-Money?
02/2/2005 Ewan Snow (5): Okay, I laughed at this. 4.5 rounded up. Somehow, I feel dirty, though...