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It was a bit 'Cat's In The Cradle', but I went to see my first student at his job in the big building on the other side of town. I was his piano teacher for years and I thought I would surprise him for lunch. He wasn't pleased to see me or maybe he was just stressed about his big important job, regardless, he shook my hand and led me down the hall to his office where his assistant was running a young intern's hand through the shredder. Her bottom lip was making an horrible quiver. Saliva dripped off of it. It was bloody unsightly that spittle on that lip. I turned and looked at my former student, cracking his knuckles and wringing his thumbs. He looked back at me over his glasses. I gestured that I wasn't there to take his turn. He could be next to jam a body part into the shredder, or sharpen a finger in the mechanical pencil sharpener. He advanced on the intern, her face pale, dilated pupils swerving like she was stuck in a dream. He picked up a letter opener and stuck it in his own thigh. He inhaled deeply then pressed it slowly down until it stopped. He hissed a complicated passage from Bach as he drove the letter opener into the big bone in his leg with a crack. Scarlet sweat stood out on his brow as he looked up and whispered to me, "This next part coming up, this is my favorite."

Date Written: October 21, 2004
Author: TheBuyer
Average Vote: 4.5

10/28/2004 Will Disney: This one gives me an horrible quiver as well. I'll be interested to see who the Author is.
10/28/2004 The Rid (4): I'm not sure why I like this. I'm calling my shrink now.
10/28/2004 anonymous: tell me, your therapist, is he taking new patients?
10/28/2004 TheBuyer: The typing errors in this make me want to pull out my red sharpie.
10/28/2004 scoop (5): good stuff. not funny, per se. but so what. weird. lovingly weird.
10/28/2004 Streifenbeuteldachs (3): quite odd
10/29/2004 Litcube (5): Swede Achtung, Buyer.
10/30/2004 qualcomm (5):
11/9/2004 TREE (5): I like this no matter what my shrink says
02/4/2005 John Slocum (5): wicked excellent.
02/4/2005 Mr. Pony (4): Ngahh!