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A penis woke up in the morning, combed his hair, and went downstairs.
There was a note on his windsheild.
Nice parking job, fucking hardon.
'Dildo', he thought.

Date Written: October 26, 2004
Author: TheBuyer
Average Vote: 3.2

11/1/2004 The Rid: ?
11/1/2004 anonymous: note the cock&balls shape
11/1/2004 Litcube: Hrm.
11/1/2004 qualcomm: must be by e.e. cummings! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
11/1/2004 The Rid: 5 stars for OSS' comment!
11/1/2004 Will Disney: good job w/ the shape
11/1/2004 anonymous: too bad about the content tho, eh
11/1/2004 Dick Vomit: I'm ok with this.
11/1/2004 John Slocum (4): 3 stars for okay content, extra for shape. YOu've created a cock and balls, and that counts for something.
11/1/2004 Jon Matza: Nice try. That's no cock and balls, it's the eastern half of Tennessee.
11/1/2004 anonymous: meh, same thing
11/1/2004 The Rid: Er, for qualcomm's comment.
11/1/2004 The Rid (2):
11/2/2004 senator (4): good stuff. thanks for pointing out the cock and balls. it makes it more like art.
11/5/2004 TREE (3): moves along nicely but ends flat
05/24/2005 Mr. Pony (3):