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Ingrid refused to dance on anything but a freshly polished marble floor, so Balustrade’s party left her sitting alone in the corner.

The technician entered the hall with a dry smile.

"What brings you away from your turbines?" asked Ingrid, as the technician approached.

"Torque fluctuations!" they exclaimed simultaneously, and enjoyed a good laugh.

Date Written: January 26, 1996
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 5

01/26/1996 anonymous (5):
04/30/2003 Will Disney (5): a forgotten classic
05/8/2003 qualcomm (5): there's no denying this one
02/20/2004 Ewan Snow: Some creep gave this one star. It's funny how when I look through all of my shorts with low ratings, nearly every one has been given low anonymous votes. I call bullshit!
02/20/2004 Dylan Danko: Pretty good
02/20/2004 scoop (5): Snow's calling shenanigans! Somebody needs to demand satisfaction! Come on, do it! God damn it, I wanna see a duel is what im trying to say.
02/20/2004 Ewan Snow: Pistols at dawn!