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It was Friday night and Wally the Worm had to decide if he would reproduce asexually or just jerk off. Reproduction would be more fulfilling of course. There was nothing - nothing in the world - quite as nice as injecting his own ovaries with his own sperm using his own testicles. OH YEAH WALLY SHOVE IT IN THERE, Wally was thinking to himself. But then there would be the cocoons to lay. He'd have to dig out some space. If he just jerked off into the dirt, he'd be saving himself a lot of trouble. So he he started jerking off. He found his thoughts wandering to the larvae he had wiggled past the earlier that day. Only two hours old, and innocent. God he wanted to inject his sperm into her. But that's how you end up in the glass. Wally had a cousin - a real fucking pervert. He had cut himself in half, let himself regenerate, and raped himself. Now he was gone - up in the glass. That's what happens. Wally went back to jerking off.

Date Written: November 09, 2004
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote:

11/9/2004 Jon Matza (5): I don't know what "up in the glass" means but this made me snicker.
11/9/2004 scoop (5): This is just immature and beneath contmept. Can't we have a day where someone isn't "jerking it" or "cumming?" Isn't it time to grow up and start listneing to Steely Dan like respectable, defeated adults?
11/9/2004 TheBuyer (5): worms
11/9/2004 Litcube (5): I think this was the only one I laughed at tonight.
11/9/2004 Dick Vomit (3): Affirm/agree.
11/9/2004 Streifenbeuteldachs (5): I bet that two hour old worm ass is fine, I would hit that shit with a passion. +1 for dealing closely with the topic.
11/9/2004 Mr. Pony (3):
11/9/2004 Dylan Danko: 5 star short. FU Disney.