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Willie Worm and Wallace Worm were burrowing determinedly through Mrs. Paultz' tomato patch. There was much work to be done. Much work. Mucho soil to aerate, matter alenty to be passed through the crop and gizzard and loads of segmentation to be carried out. Beads of worm perspiration poured off of the duo and were instantly absorbed into the nutrient-rich soil. "Say Willie," began Wallace. "Not now, brother worm. We need to concentrate on the job before us." In Willie's opinion, Wallace's curiosity and tendency to daydream of late’d been adversely affecting his performance. "I'm just curious about something. You know Winifred?" "What if I do? We've got mega soil to burrow in here, ace, so whaddaya say we keep our tiny brains focused." "You think she has nice segmentation?" Willie rolled his metaphorical eyes. Would this crap never cease? “What you need to be thinking about isn’t her segmentation, chief. It’s this dirt patch.” But it was too late, for Wallace was already rubbing his third segment against some filth while conjuring up mental images of Winifred’s segmentation. Consequently, Mrs. Paultz' tomatoes that year smelt of worm cum. Moral: thoughts of female segmentation may adversely affect your job performance, resulting in negative consequences.

Date Written: November 09, 2004
Author: Jon Matza
Average Vote:

11/9/2004 Litcube (5): This was the other one I kinda laughed at tonight.
11/9/2004 Will Disney (5): Is this the same Wally from Short #1?
11/9/2004 Dick Vomit (2): Affirm/agree.
11/9/2004 TheBuyer (1):
11/9/2004 Streifenbeuteldachs (5): Nice, worm sex is always fun. +1 for dealing closely with the topic.
11/9/2004 Jon Matza: I can hardly wait to read the collective outpouring of praise. Thank you in advance!
11/9/2004 Mr. Pony (1):
11/9/2004 scoop: This things good too. Metaphorical eyes is just 5.1 Dolby Digital.