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In The Office:

CHESTER
So, what you are saying is that you are wanting to SCREW me?

DANNY
Um, no, I actually wanted to know the time.

CHESTER
You want to know the TIME? What time it is?!?

DANNY
Right.

Chester jumped out of his chair, sending it skidding across the extremely slick wooden floor.

CHESTER
THERE ARE THREE CLOCKS ON THE WALL! You are stupid...

Danny looked at the clocks. This was the moment he'd been waiting for, ever since... well, for a long time. It was all gonna come down, NOW.

DANNY
Um, Chester? None of them work.

CHESTER
WHAT YOU MEAN THEY NOT WORK?

DANNY
They don't tell time.

Chester's eyes widenned to an alarming degree.

CHESTER
THEY WORK! THESE ARE WORKER-WORKERS. SEE? YOU SEE?

It was when Chester stood beside the middle clock and lovingly coaxed the minute hand around to 12 with his tongue, cooing at it to "make tic-toc", that Danny realized it would never really be a healthy work environment. Between the boss' daughter giving blow-jobs in the stairwell, and the boss' dog giving blowjobs under desks... this was just too much tongue.

Date Written: November 11, 2004
Author: cuntry
Average Vote: 3

Comments:
11/17/2004 The Rid: "This was just too much tongue." Ha! As for the rest of the short, am I the only one who gets really fucked off by bad spelling and grammar?
11/17/2004 Will Disney: This short has a lot of potential, and particularly the bosses' daughter's blowjob is horny, but it did not deliver the 'ha' i was hoping for.
11/17/2004 qualcomm: i like up until the last "graf"
11/17/2004 Turgid (3): I feel pretty bad for the dog.
11/17/2004 Dylan Danko: Yeah, last graf ruins.
11/17/2004 The Rid (3):
11/17/2004 TheBuyer: Chance, did you grow this?
11/17/2004 TheBuyer (3): middle ground. again.