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What I am about to describe may seem absurd but I assure you each detail can be corroborated .

On December 12th, 1999, I was contacted by a man of Yeminite origin with affiliations to known muslim extremists. Apparently, they wanted to use my cock to destroy the twin towers of the World Trade Center in the heart of the financial district of New York City. I sat through a number of meetings in various locales and they were eager to employ my cock as soon as they could finalize details and receive visas. They even went to training school to learn how to use my cock properly. In the end the money wasn't right for me and I just wasn't comfortable with some of the details. They had to go to plan B which was using planes that were flying out of Logan airport in Boston. In fact, and despite evidence to the contrary - videographical evidence showing jet aeroplanes penetrating the hulking frames of the towers and gasoline (a highly flammable substance) causing a fire which resulted in the weakening of the metal structure and its eventual collapse - many reputable sources placed the blame for the destruction squarely on my cock. Just days after the incident, The New York Times stated, and I quote, "While structural engineers site the root cause of the collapse as being the impact of the planes and the extensive fuel leak, local scenesters blame the collapse on X's cock. Similarly, The Daily News states, "area niggers claim the collapse of the towers was caused by X's cock while city officials believe the collapse to be the direct result of the hijacking of airliners and flying them into the towers."

In hindsight, having seen the devastation and suffering the terrorists unleashed on New York City and the rest of America, I'm glad my cock wasn't involved.

Date Written: November 20, 2004
Author: Dylan Danko
Average Vote: 3.83333

Comments:
11/26/2004 Dylan Danko (4): Area niggers.
11/26/2004 qualcomm (3):
11/26/2004 Dylan Danko: Which order do you find funnier QC, the Times quote or Daily News one?
11/26/2004 Litcube (3):
11/26/2004 qualcomm: the brookline quote, you lying, torpid charlatan!!
11/27/2004 Dylan Danko: I don't get it.
11/27/2004 John Slocum (4): 3.5 rounded up for various items such as area niggers, a man of yemenite origin, and others. Not crackling with as much Danko creative energy under the surface as the last 2, but some good structure and aromatics nonetheless.
11/27/2004 qualcomm: you should wear a tee shirt saying that!
11/28/2004 Dylan Danko: You should get on your knees and open your mouth
11/28/2004 qualcomm: i'm sorry you're so disappointed in the quality of your material. i think if you really apply yourself, you can do better next time.
11/28/2004 Benny Maniacs (5): This will live on in my thoughts even after I don't want it to. For now though, I relish the imagery: Danko's darkly pigmented half-circumsized Philbert entering the ginormous 'scrapers.
11/28/2004 Mr. Pony (4): I agree that Slocum would look pretty funny wearing a shirt with his entire comment printed on it.
11/28/2004 The Rid (4):
11/29/2004 John Slocum: QC: Hommage to matza? Does that mean I'm texxx? Bastard!
11/29/2004 qualcomm: slocum, what the hey are you talking about?
11/29/2004 John Slocum: In one classic matza/texx exchange, texxx said, 'Huh?' and matza responded, 'you should wear a shirt that says that.' Just coincidence, I take it back, you're not a bastard.
11/29/2004 qualcomm: oh. yes, i was in fact referencing matza.
11/29/2004 John Slocum: you bastard
11/29/2004 qualcomm: hey, slocum: wine!
11/29/2004 John Slocum: good, point, gotta get to the office!
11/29/2004 Mr. Pony: ha ha
07/16/2009 Dylan Danko: You know what? In a certain context - namely stoned bliss - I stand by this short.