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Frank knew what was beeswax and what was mumbo-fucking-jumbo. He could cut a square deal with a crooked knife. He was on the level. This guy Frankie, this son of a bitch, he knew what it meant to be a man. He had heart, understand? So that’s him, okay? Now this other guy, Stewart, this other guy who the story’s also about is this nosy little shit, who’s like always fucking everything up and deserving a goddamn beating. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a great guy, but let me put it this way: if you ever caught this cock sucker looking cross-eyed at your sister, you’d slit his fucking throat. I know I would.

So anyways, I was in Katmandu with Frank, who was busting my chops over the Reigler deal, when I get a message from the consulate in Bangkok to meet the FBI agent; I was supposed to PowerPoint the G-Man on my plan for a closer ties between the Mafia and the Bureau. A few hours later I was sitting in the airport, tweaking my fly-in animation, when I realized that this story is done.

Date Written: November 05, 2002
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 4.4286

Comments:
11/5/2002 anonymous (5):
05/27/2004 qualcomm (4): 1st graf is ace.
05/27/2004 scoop (5): this other guy who the story’s also about is this nosy little shit
05/27/2004 Jimson S. Sorghum (5): You're the best, Snowmuffin. THE BEST!
05/27/2004 TheBuyer (4): FINE! If no one else will follow that comment, I will.
05/28/2004 John Slocum (4): You're the best, Snowy-wowy, THE BEST! And such a great cook!
05/28/2004 Ewan Snow: Slocum, it's spelt coCk.
05/28/2004 qualcomm: that's funny, i misread that as saying cock in the first place.
05/28/2004 John Slocum: I meant coOk, Snowmuffin is a wizard in the kitchen
05/28/2004 John Slocum: you guys are gross
05/28/2004 Dylan Danko (4): I also misread that as cock. "PowerPoint the G-Man" is wonderful.