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Maryanne come from Af-ree-ka onna bigwide plane. First thing she done is red again the 'struc-shuns to where she gotta go. Soon afta, rolled into the drive-through of dis tinysmall rest-a-ront and shot a killin look to speaka-box.

"Hey!" she say.

"whatchouneed?" talked the box.

"Got goat-meat, needa deep-frya," Maryanne say.

"Gots goats?" su-prizin, "You don move, baby!"


"Boss on a brek, pull tru now. Figga how you gonna pay me, fresh?"

"C'est ca, baby, I pay good," she pull that machete with the notches in the holdin handle outta bek seat an start to slow roll up on the winda wondrin why dis Tutsi din't run mo' fa.

Date Written: November 23, 2004
Author: TheBuyer
Average Vote: 3.2857

12/2/2004 Dick Vomit: this is fucking racist. fuck you.
12/2/2004 qualcomm (4):
12/2/2004 Turgid (1): Hate to 1 star, but this seems pretty cheap.
12/2/2004 TREE (3): This is funny but doesn't finish well.
12/2/2004 The Rid: I'm not sure how I feel about this. Is there any truth to the rumor that if an author hates his/her own short he/she'll be the first to rip on it?
12/2/2004 anonymous: turgid didn't write this if that's what you mean. I did. I wrote it, and I love it like my own estranged, bastard children back in Rawanda.
12/2/2004 The Rid: I was talking about Dick Vomit, actually.
12/2/2004 anonymous: he's part Hutu, so I doubt it.
12/2/2004 The Rid: Hrm. On the verge of 1-starring this for simply not being funny. But also want to 5-star it for sheer audacity.
12/2/2004 Dylan Danko (4): You guys are fucking retards! This is funny. If only for the voice which is smashingly done.
12/2/2004 Litcube (4): This was fucking halarious.
12/2/2004 The Rid (3): For peer pressure.
12/3/2004 Litcube: "'whatchouneed?' talked the box." Nicely done, Buyer.
12/3/2004 cuntry: I can't get the disturbing image of Brad Pitt in Meet Joe Black speaking to teh Haitian lady out of my head
01/14/2005 Mr. Pony (4):