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Kronos Regalia led his guests through the hedge maze and into greenhouse. The crowd filed around him as he snorted the odor of his prize-winning orchid.
“Supsilla Upsillatta, a rare hybrid created for the exclusive purpose of scoring with the ladies,” began Kronos, taking a deep breath in preparation for his declamation on the flower.
“How much d’ya need to water it?” asked a congenital douchebag in the front row.
“Half a teaspoon, three times a day,” answered Kronos, infuriated at the impertinence of the question.
The douchebag turned to the rest of the crowd and smirked. “Sounds like a pain in the ass, considering you gotta wlk through the hedge maze!”
Everyone laughed, and Kronoss, having a green thumb, bent the douchebag over and turned it brown.
Date Written: July 11, 2002
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 4.25