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In a fit of erotic patriotism the gaggle of selfless firefighters crawled over one another in the pit, vying in a pudgy swirl of pale flash and horny grunts to fellate an I-beam recovered from sacred ground. Amid the furious pre-protopatrio-sexual fucking ritual, the firefighters kicked up a thick cloud of dust that rose for miles, illuminated by the corona of the city. It was an eroticized mist that hung above them, like a thick, morning fog above a swamp.

In the pit the firefighters instinctively recognized that only one would earn the right to fellate the sacred beam and it would be an honor earned in battle. Like the knights who jousted to win an opportunity to draw Excalibur from the stone, these firefighters would engage in a concupiscent contest. Instead of swords they would use their cocks. Instead of jousting they would fuck. They dropped their bunker gear to the ground with a clank. Some left their helmets on. Others lifted clumps of earth -- wet with a viscous mix of cum, blood, and sweat – and covered their bodies in mud like primitives.

Once the victor anally disposed of the last standing firefighter, he approached the I-beam with a trepidation one would expect from a native peering through jungle at a colonial ship coming to their shores, a naked savage supplicating before a brave new god. He knelt before it as if in prayer. He ran his tongue from its base, savoring each imperfection, quivering as flecks of paint flaked off and dotted his bee stung over patrio-sexed lips. When he reached the top he strained to stretch his mouth over the “head” of the I-beam. In doing so he tore his mouth tore, and then his teeth broke beneath the incredible pressure. He did not stop until he impaled himself.

When the simulation finished the technician removed the volunteers to the debriefing room and handed out the questionnaires.

Results showed that 47 percent of viewers to the new were more likely to vote. 39 percent would be more likely to join in civic activities like participation in local community boards or bowling clubs. 83 percent of participants in the study were more likely to engage in sexual congress with their significant other two to three times more then average compared to the period before exposure to the protopatrio-fucking experiment. Of those, 67 percent were willing to “explore” more unusual sexual and psycho-sexual possibilities. Of those 27 percent did not rule out the possibility of introducing violence in to their bedrooms. It remains off the “target” number but all in all the data remains promising.

Date Written: December 03, 2004
Author: scoop
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