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The Funny, Funny Name of Procto Schematticca

Procto Schematticca earned his money the hard way. Portions of his profits were kept as a convertible note, other portions are kept as a soy protein. So maybe Schematticca liked to drag race. Who didn’t?

But now with the official inquiry breathing down his neck, well, let’s just say he wasn’t exactly going to go cruising around town. What luck? Fudge! Those bastards up at KOGNOZE are gonna pay some day. One day they’ll pay!

Several days later:

Schematticca couldn’t believe it but they never paid.

Date Written: May 18, 2002
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 4.3333

04/7/2003 qualcomm (4): manages the neat trick of being funny by using the word 'funny' twice in its title. good beginning, good ending, sagging middle.
11/9/2004 TheBuyer (4):
11/9/2004 scoop (5): Ah, happy birthday you old retard.