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“Low-rent mystery cults can’t hold a shit wick to our sacred demiurge and its rich tradition of ichthyo-eroticism. Only through fish fucking (immaculate gilljob / profane grouper groper) can the devoted discover that scaled divinity whose apt veneration delivers us from fish hooks!” Xavier Rectallia delivered his sermon like any other ecstatic: naked from the waist down and drenched in the potent piss of a she-ass in heat.

Date Written: February 26, 2003
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 2.6667

02/26/2003 anonymous (1):
02/26/2003 anonymous (5):
09/22/2003 Ewan Snow: This is so true...
02/20/2004 Ewan Snow: The rating on this short is total bullshit. This one rocks.
02/20/2004 qualcomm: i think i lowballed this one. too roman. also, there was a ratings battle in progress.
02/20/2004 Ewan Snow: Too roman? I think this is one of my best ones, at least as far as the weird ones go...
12/17/2004 mysticalanus (2):
12/17/2004 TheBuyer: I'm alseep, I'm going to take a pee, I step too hard near my desk, screen comes back, I come back, I see this, I'm going to wake up weird now. punctuate that any way you want. good night