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Mel finished boring his trepan hole and walked over to the sink. He picked up the open bottle of bleach and read the warning label.
"Do not use on carpet, colorfast, blah blah, stain remover, blah into eyes, do not swallow, injest, okay, okay, sure...Here! Caustic, I knew it!"
He put the funnel into the hole and poured bleach into the cavity, covering the tumor. With a small finishing hammer, he lightly tapped a cork into place in the hole and shook his head. Just for fun, he made the "BbBbBBbbbbBBbbbBBB," sound while he counted off sixty seconds and got spit everywhere.
"Inoperable my ass!" he thought. Then he thought, "BbBbbBBBbBBBbbbBbbbbbB."

Date Written: January 25, 2005
Author: TheBuyer
Average Vote:

01/25/2005 Moe-Ron (3):
01/25/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs (4): "inoperable, my ass!"
01/25/2005 Will Disney (5): i'm going to give this a 5 because i have to give out my 5s and this one i read first and kind of liked
01/25/2005 Benny Maniacs (1): not as bad as the next one.
01/25/2005 Dick Vomit (5): affirm/agreee
01/25/2005 Litcube (5):
01/25/2005 qualcomm (4):
01/25/2005 scoop (1):
01/25/2005 The Rid (3): Very funny. Very funny. I'm starting by telling everyone up front that many of these didn't get the votes I wanted to give. Cuz of the rules. THE RULES!
01/25/2005 Mr. Pony (3):
01/25/2005 John Slocum (1): a little bit of a dud
01/25/2005 TheBuyer: trepan
01/25/2005 Jawbreaker (3): I thought it was pretty solid
01/25/2005 Will Disney: it. kind of liked IT.
01/25/2005 Litcube: This was my favourite short. And I'm not saying that because you're pretty.