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"I have these dreams about throwing up; puke dreams. They scare me," said Gary, "I wake up screaming, I taste bile. Also, I have a cunt in the middle of my chest, it's not part of the dream. See, look. I think it looks like Jonathan Winters. Watch, 'I am Mearth from Earth la la doodie woo. Now I'm an indian, how, how, hey there, how'." He wasn't lying down, very few people actually do that in therapy.

Later, in bed, Gary stroked his cunt and sighed. He regretted not doing his Orson Welles, he'd been working so hard on it and it was ready.

Date Written: January 28, 2005
Author: TheBuyer
Average Vote: 3.4444

Comments:
02/8/2005 Phony Millions: What?
02/8/2005 Will Disney (2): Hmmm
02/8/2005 qualcomm: i respect this one's commitment to irrationality
02/8/2005 Mr. Pony: I am interested in how said irrationality interacts with the very regular joke at the end.
02/8/2005 The Rid: Kinda like James Woods in Videodrome. With the cunt, I mean.
02/8/2005 TheBuyer: Finally, something short.
02/8/2005 Jimson S. Sorghum (5): I cracked up at this. I'm surprised by the luke warm reaction. About a 4.5 in my book, rounded up for lol.
02/8/2005 Ewan Snow (4): Similar reaction Jimson, but I didn't quie laugh. I like a wacky short, so this 3.X gets a four in my book.
02/8/2005 John Slocum (3): nice and short, but not that funny, but sort of funny, particularly the force of 'Also, I have a cunt in the middle of my chest,' a good solid 3 for slocorolo.
02/8/2005 Dylan Danko: No
02/8/2005 anonymous: No?
02/8/2005 The Rid (3):
02/8/2005 Jawbreaker (3): Kind of funny. Nice and short!
02/8/2005 Litcube (4):
02/9/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs (3):
02/9/2005 John Slocum: So, Mr. Buyer. How's life as an author thus far?
02/9/2005 Phony Millions (4): Took me a while to warm up and get the humor. And yes, what brevity, Buyer!
02/9/2005 TheBuyer: Mr. Slocum, so far it's an adjustment. Yup.