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Date Written: January 30, 2005
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 4.53846

Comments:
02/10/2005 John Slocum: Well, well, well...
02/10/2005 Will Disney: okay - who let their little cousin take over their account?
02/10/2005 Sergio (4): yea! Tits and wood background rule.
02/10/2005 Ewan Snow (4): Oh, is that what making sex means?
02/10/2005 Dylan Danko (5):
02/10/2005 Litcube (5): Holy shit, FUCK YEAH! "The Main Guy"! "HER BOOBS"!
02/10/2005 Litcube: Holy crap this was funny.
02/10/2005 Litcube: Author, my apologies for emptying your theatre with my embarrassing and banal discourse.
02/10/2005 Jon Matza (4): I would like to learn how to do this time-lapse business. Overall I liked the low-fi look better than the contents. 2nd hijacker's cap was My-T-Fine.
02/10/2005 John Slocum (4):
02/10/2005 Benny Maniacs (5): This is one of the best films I've seen all year, but Tom Cruise and that cute little girl from I Am Sam in the preview for War Of the Worlds looks v. promising. I'll think I'll write a short about it.
02/10/2005 Phony Millions (4): Really good concept. Only the poopie sex kept it from being a five - just for me. Loved the misspelling.
02/10/2005 Jimson S. Sorghum (5): 4.5 rounded up. I feel I...owe it to you.
02/10/2005 Jimson S. Sorghum: Man, she has hairy nipples.
02/10/2005 TheBuyer (4): and her boobs.
02/10/2005 Mr. Pony (5):
02/10/2005 cuntry (5): what's with all the 4's? if this isnt a 5-er...
02/10/2005 John Slocum: Is that milk coming out of tiegs' nipples in the last shot? Or hair?
02/10/2005 anonymous: milk
02/11/2005 John Slocum: so did you create this from scratch recently, or did you find this in your old boxes?
02/11/2005 qualcomm: scratch, mother
02/11/2005 John Slocum: phenomenal, I'm sorry I didn't 5 star this. Wine.
02/27/2005 scoop (5): Good one.
04/2/2010 Dylan Danko: Man, this is primo illustraion.
04/2/2010 Dylan Danko: except with a 't'
02/27/2011 scoop: I had somehow forgotten about this one. It's too bad about the Empire Stat bldg. That's a pretty rotten reason Fony Millyunz had for deducting a star.