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Snow felt his blood boil.

"No, you assholes," he nearly shouted, "The name of the program is Poopy Poopy, and that's final. I headed up the project, I wrote the code, and now I'm naming it."

The CEO of Digitech, Inc. couldn't believe what he was hearing. "You can't just say asshole in a meeting," he protested.

"No, it's cool," Ewan replied, "I read this article where Steve Jobs swears in a meeting, so, you know..."

"Well, ok. But, about this "Doody" name you want to put on the software --"

"It's Poopy Poopy, you fucking terrorist! Poopy Poopy! And this is the sound it makes!"

Ewan untucked his shirt and slid his right hand under his left armpit. Then he pumped furiously.

Date Written: July 24, 2002
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 3.3333

03/1/2003 scoop (3): Maybe in your next story an ass hole named Flame will feel his blood freeze over.
08/24/2004 Eliza: Why the uncertain tone?
08/24/2004 John Slocum (3):
08/26/2004 John Slocum: Can we please rally here?
08/26/2004 TheBuyer (4): (?? ???????)
09/7/2004 qualcomm: hey look, it's this one again. someone vote on this, even a three or a two. you won't insult me. make it go away. please.
09/7/2004 Pfineous (3): Hi Everyone!
09/7/2004 Mr. Pony (3): Very well!
09/26/2004 Litcube (4): I wish this wasn't an inside joke. Because I laughed at this.