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I was riding my bicycle to work today like a faggot, since I had a flat tire on my car this morning and didn't feel like changing it. Anyway I get on this road and I'm riding along and I see this pimped out Honda CRX coming right toward me. It had a spoiler the size of a cessna's, gold rims, ground effects, tinted windows, the whole 9 yards. I was seriously stunned at its riceness. Anyway it kept coming toward me and I was gonna get hit for sure, you could tell the driver was Asian, probably with Asian wigger syndrome too. I didn't have time to move out of its path so as it came toward me I jumped my front wheel onto the hood and rode up the windshield and over the roof!!!! The guy slammed on the brakes but I had momentum so I kept going and barely dodged the spoiler. The best part was as I was going over the sunroof I saw the guy looking up at me all like WTF!??! and I yanked out my balls and teabagged him. It was great.

Date Written: March 13, 2005
Author: Streifenbeuteldachs
Average Vote: 3.33333

Comments:
03/21/2005 Blister Buddy (2): booo
03/21/2005 Will Disney: dude, that is physically impossible. am i wrong?
03/21/2005 Litcube (4): Ok, so this was poorly written; probably intentionally so. I laughed.
03/21/2005 Blister Buddy: Will, you mean teabagging someone who is in a non-convertible car? Yeah, it would take like 20 mintutes to get into position. And yes, purile and slightly racist CAN equal funny.
03/21/2005 Klause Muppet (3): This happened to a buddy of mine.
03/21/2005 Mr. Pony (4): Yeah, I'm with Litcube. The brutal and dumb "attack" at the end got a dumb and brutal little chuckle. But wait, why is this racist? Because it simply mentions Asians, and the ricey way they deck out their automobiles? That's kind of weird. Or is it because the narrator can't tell that this guy's Korean, and just defaults to "Asian"? Because that's kind of racist.
03/21/2005 Litcube: In Seattle this weekend, I said "black girl," and received a prompt correction from the black cab driver. "African American," he said. To which I replied, "How the fuck do you know?"
03/21/2005 Mr. Pony: Hah! BTW, did the driver take you to a black girl? The cab drivers here are pretty good about that, at least on the East Coast.
03/21/2005 Litcube: You mean, like, "driver take me to a black girl?" No. He was asking how our night went so far, and there was a black girl in the story. I told him about my encounter with the black girl.
03/21/2005 Mr. Pony: Oh, uh, that's what I thought you meant.
03/21/2005 Litcube: I.. I don't tell stories very well.
03/21/2005 Partytime (3): If there's one thing I learned from Japan Day, it's that an Asian's an Asian, and Asians are Asia. The flying teabager is a comical image. And what better way to even the trade imbalance than to give a little tea back to Asia.
08/11/2005 The Rid (4): This one cracks me up. Streifenbeuteldachs, why don't you write more?