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Senator Gore Gravy (R – OR) adjusted his reading glasses and regarded the embossed card:

You Are Cordially Invited to the 10th Annual Log Cabin Slumber Party – Friday, October 8, 2003. Activities to Include:
  • Pin The Tail On The Donkey;

  • The Elephant Walk;

  • Faith-Based Glory Holes;

  • The Ooky Filibuster; and

  • Republican Sweat Lodge
Bring Fondue!
We’re All Going to Jack Off to Footage of President Clinton at Midnight!

Will Attend                      Won't Attend

The good senator circled “Will Attend” and placed the invitation in his out box. He pressed the button on his intercom and said, “Send in the Turkish ambassador, Miss Lamprey.”

No doubt the ambassador was here to curry favor, which, in addition to the fact that he was from Turkey, made Gravy awfully hungry for some of his gay partner’s gay home cooking.

Date Written: March 02, 2003
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 4.5

Comments:
03/2/2003 anonymous (5):
04/4/2003 Will Disney (5): ooky filibuster
12/20/2004 The Rid (5): Nothing like gay home cooking!
03/6/2005 deliciousbrains (5): Even with the gimmicky format this rates a solid five. You're fast becoming my favorite author.
04/14/2009 scoop (4.5): I wonder, author, whether Dr. Paul joined in the festivities, since he has recently shown a fondness for teabagging. The last line and its Ny Post-rich use of suggestive puns got a laugh out of me.
01/8/2013 Jimson S. Sorghum (3): You should have just posted the invitation. That's where all the meat is. And the rest is not necessarily gravy.