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Senator Gore Gravy (R – OR) adjusted his reading glasses and regarded the embossed card:
You Are Cordially Invited to the 10th Annual Log Cabin Slumber Party – Friday, October 8, 2003. Activities to Include:
- Pin The Tail On The Donkey;
- The Elephant Walk;
- Faith-Based Glory Holes;
- The Ooky Filibuster; and
- Republican Sweat Lodge
We’re All Going to Jack Off to Footage of President Clinton at Midnight!
Will Attend Won't Attend
The good senator circled “Will Attend” and placed the invitation in his out box. He pressed the button on his intercom and said, “Send in the Turkish ambassador, Miss Lamprey.”
No doubt the ambassador was here to curry favor, which, in addition to the fact that he was from Turkey, made Gravy awfully hungry for some of his gay partner’s gay home cooking.
Date Written: March 02, 2003
Average Vote: 4.5