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Pauline unhooked her bra and scratched her nipples. Garry had gotten drunk again and the dinner was precisely as disastrous as she had expected. And yet she wasn’t angry. There was tenderness in her gaze as she watched him in the mirror. She let down her hair, threw on a T-shirt and climbed into bed.

Garry was snoring away, still with his shoes on. She rubbed up against him but he didn’t stir. He was passed out cold. Pauline pushed her hand down her panties and was unsurprised to find her clitoris swollen and her vagina moist and open. She idly rubbed herself, staring at the ceiling. As she approached orgasm, she pictured Gary making a fool of himself at the party. ”The only people who live in split levels are crossing guards and hookers. What? This is a split level? Which corner do you work? Ha! No, I meant as a crossing guard? Oh, c’mon, that’s not what I meant and you know it, you dumb whore!” As she recalled the stunned looks and the whispers of derision, she pressed harder with little circles around the top of her clit. He’s such an ass, she thought, as the pressure built in her pelvis and she felt herself nearing climax.

“You’re an ass!” she screamed at him as she came with a violent shudder. He didn’t stir.

For a moment she thought she might fall asleep, but she was still turned on and wanted more. She reached for his cock, his drunken asinine cock, but it was utterly limp. A few brisk pumps with her hand did nothing, so she climbed out of bed and went down to the basement. She fumbled around in Garry’s workshop until she found a large hacksaw and then returned upstairs. She tied off his leg, just above the ankle, with the belt to her bathrobe. Then she set to work sawing off his foot. When she was most of the way through he murmured something, but didn’t wake up. Her arm was getting tired so she leaned all her weight against his foot and snapped it off.

“You were such an ass tonight,” she thought, noticing that she was very wet again. She got on all fours at the end of the bed and reached behind her to guide the stump of his leg in.

“Oh my God!” she screamed, “you made such a fool of yourself!” She drove her ass back against his leg and savored the exquisite pressure of his calf muscle stretching her open. She reached between he legs and lightly touched her clit with her fingers, which immediately sent her over the edge into a violent orgasm.

She pulled off of him and got under the covers. All of a sudden she felt embarrassed and dirty. Why was it that she always felt guilty after a truly satisfying orgasm?

Date Written: March 18, 2005
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 3.7778

Comments:
03/25/2005 Partytime (4): Wasn't she concerned about bone fragments perforating her anus?
03/25/2005 anonymous: No she was lucky enough to get a clean break. Also, it wasn't in her ass, but in her woo woo.
03/25/2005 Partytime: Well then wasn't she concerned about mad cow disease?
03/25/2005 Phony Millions (4): I would have so much loved if this stayed in the realm of reality - if she just got off on slagging him. That was so funny in itself.
03/25/2005 Dylan Danko: Gee, i don't know. I really hated those last two lines. Also, I think I agree with Brad.
03/25/2005 Dylan Danko: Um...yeah...I guess I meant...oh man, here goes......Phony Millions.
03/25/2005 qualcomm: yes, the whole turn it took was in error.
03/25/2005 Ewan Snow (5): I liked the stump fuck. 4.5 or so.
03/25/2005 qualcomm (3):
03/25/2005 Mr. Pony: I thought the stump fuck and what she was getting off on were both great, but they felt sort of mismatched. I agree with Dylan on the last lines.
03/25/2005 Jimson S. Sorghum (4): I think the last two lines are the whole reason for the amputation. Otherwise, what's the point? I guess I just don't go in for a stump fuck purely for the sake of it.
03/25/2005 anonymous: Pony: Except they both are highly unusual/unlikely things to turn a woman on. Which of the two is more likely? Which would make Pauline more embarrassed after cumming?
03/25/2005 Mr. Pony: Huh.
03/25/2005 The Rid (4): Horny and disgusting.
03/25/2005 Klause Muppet (4): Garry must have been pretty drunk. I enjoyed the first sentence. Very erotic!
03/25/2005 Jon Matza (4): Curad first half.
03/25/2005 Litcube (4): w/ Matza (assuming Curad is a good thing). First half was excellent. I would go so far as to say that the latter portion could have been exhumed and injected into a completely separate short; perhaps a part deux.
03/25/2005 Jon Matza: "Good"? The highest quality bandages, wound covers and specialty items for the protection of wounds for your entire family, more like. cu-RAD is right!
03/29/2005 John Slocum (3): forgive me, forgive me.