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Andre raised the butcher knife above his head.
“This is what I’m talking about,” he said.
He was holding a chicken to the table. He swung the knife down and took off the chicken’s head in one shot. He removed his hand. The chicken kicked its leg a few times and then stopped moving.
“You see, the thing doesn’t run around at all. It’s supposed to run around – LIKE ITSELF.”
His friend shrugged. “Try another.”
“Okay,” he said. He walked over to the coop and grabbed another chicken.
Date Written: March 07, 2003
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 3.4