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Andre raised the butcher knife above his head.

“This is what I’m talking about,” he said.

He was holding a chicken to the table. He swung the knife down and took off the chicken’s head in one shot. He removed his hand. The chicken kicked its leg a few times and then stopped moving.

“You see, the thing doesn’t run around at all. It’s supposed to run around – LIKE ITSELF.”

His friend shrugged. “Try another.”

“Okay,” he said. He walked over to the coop and grabbed another chicken.

Date Written: March 07, 2003
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 3.4

03/7/2003 anonymous (1):
03/7/2003 anonymous (5):
03/7/2003 anonymous (1):
05/15/2003 Will Disney (5): isn't there something funny about a chicken getting it's head cut off and not running around? i thought so.
12/29/2004 John Slocum (5): Yes, Disney, YES!
12/29/2004 TheBuyer (5): yes, but moreso.