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Jim had gone out drunk driving, had hit a pole, and had become a statistic. Specifically, he had become the statistic that middle class Asian women were 32% less likely to graduate college as their male counterparts. Some months later, Jim was at a coffee shop and he ran into Anna who had become the statistic that the SARS virus outbreak had cost Hong Kong an estimated $3.6 billion dollars. "1 in 5 farm deaths are kids," Jim said to her. "Almost 66% of homes are underinsured," Anna replied. "Over half of the world's population is exposed to one or more major hazards," he told her. Later that night, back at Jim's place, Jim was unable to perform sexually with Anna. There she was, lying naked in front of him, but still, no dice. “It’s okay”, she said, stroking his hair. “It happens to a lot of guys. It’s normal.” “I know that! Of course, I know that!” Of course he knew that.

Date Written: April 12, 2005
Author: Will Disney
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04/12/2005 TheBuyer (2):
04/12/2005 Litcube (1):
04/12/2005 Litcube: Out of my mouth just now (honest), "Now thaat's fucken Osim!"
04/12/2005 Pix (3):
04/12/2005 Ewan Snow (3):
04/12/2005 Jon Matza: Starts off strong, fades at the finish. Should've paced yourself. Also-ran. Etc.
04/12/2005 Mr. Pony (4):
04/12/2005 Jon Matza: p.s. Not sure if this is Disney or an imitator but that repeat-last line technique is starting to feel phoned in to me...
04/12/2005 Jon Matza (7):
04/12/2005 Dylan Danko (4):
04/12/2005 Klause Muppet (4):
04/12/2005 TheBuyer: et tu Disne?