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Jeffry sat on his fluffy duvet counting his pubes.
"One!" he exclaimed triumphantly, writing the number next to the date in a little book.
"Mom, mom!" he called down the stairs, "The chemo is working!"
That lonely pube hung on like a tenacious little barnacle, even after Jeffry died from the cancer. Maybe the chemo wasn't working that well after all.

Date Written: April 12, 2005
Author: TheBuyer
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Comments:
04/12/2005 Ewan Snow: Is this really "statistics"?
04/12/2005 Klause Muppet: Sounds like Litcube...
04/12/2005 Pix (1):
04/12/2005 Klause Muppet: fuck... just saw that pants cartoon. this can't be litcube
04/12/2005 Ewan Snow (2):
04/12/2005 Litcube: Disneyian or Litcubian.
04/12/2005 Litcube (2):
04/12/2005 Klause Muppet (6):
04/12/2005 Will Disney (7):
04/12/2005 Klause Muppet: cut the last sentence.
04/12/2005 Ewan Snow: Though this one's not bad...
04/12/2005 Jon Matza: Sorry, not bad but lots of strong entries this time round. Where have I seen "Jeffry" spelt this way before?
04/12/2005 Jon Matza (6):
04/12/2005 Mr. Pony (2):
04/12/2005 Dylan Danko (2):
04/12/2005 Mr. Pony: I would have bet my damn arm that this was Disney.
04/12/2005 Will Disney: it seems like this one is really second place, because it's tied with mine and has fewer words. i'll fix that...
04/12/2005 TheBuyer: Asshole!
04/13/2005 Jawbreaker: wow, this one disturbed me but in a good way.